METAL GEAR SURVIVE

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pachinko Sluts. The game is good. Its a better survival game than 90% of the market. And its surprisingly optimized. The only real problem with this are the mongoloids from Konami management that can't help but be greedy pachinko wenches. The macroscams are bloody stupid. You can buy a few cosmietiks; generic eboy emotes; loot boxes; more stash space (makes no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense other than slutty greed); Exploration Teams (the new FOBs); and a second save file. Why would you want another save file? Other than to replay the story (but why though?), if you want to play as a different gender you need that "extra" save file. And the prices, holy Tencent. Every thing is in the hundreds, most of the actual usefull things are in the thousands. You get maybe 10 - 30 free pachinko coins every couple of weeks as "login bonus". They don't show the real money price ingame (obviously), but 100 coins is around 1 donnie buck. So if you want to play as a femboy, you gonna need fork 20 doallah over for it. ♥♥♥♥ ads up real quick. Also, you need to do the co op missions to get enough resources, but they were never properly balanced for solo play, since Konami's studio's management is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid. Good luck trying find a match in... insert current year. I would review the multiplayer part of the game, but I never got to play it. Speaking of stupid, alot of balancing decisions, specially in the beginning of the game are literally brain dead symptoms. "Oh, some wittle zombie nibbled a bit at yer leg and now you are bleeding? We have bandages, but of course they won't stop the blood flow. What are ye, stupid? You obviously need this other curative that require semi rare ancient sub saharan african junk AND to craft it using the big brain medical station that you only unlock after exploring half the map. Or you could just go back to base to sleep the bleed away, completely abandoning whatever the hell you were doing for the sake of...?" Btw, bleeding is the only real dangerous ailment effect, since it stops completely your health regeneration. All the other effects either just reduce you max health or stamina; or make you either puke a little or ♥♥♥♥ your pants from time to time. The biggest imbecilic decision is the game being always online, forever hostage to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers that run inside the cramped bathrooms of Konami's pachinko parlors. And its such a donnie dokie connection that you can't even alt tab from the game that it auto pauses and has to do a reconnect check with the hivemind whenever you refocus the game window. Given that the game only uses auto saves, and they only happen inside home base, if you suddenly get disconnected from the pachinko bathrooms after being half an hour deep in the dust, they will blame your loss on you. Seriously, I could tolerate all of the rest of the game's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if it was playable fully offline. But Sluttany would never allow that since it would enable us to bypass their mongoloid macroscams. ♥♥♥♥ em

Not as bad as people say it is. If you're the average survival game enjoyer, you will probably enjoy this.

What to say about this game you haven't already heard? It's grindy, slow, tedious. I feel some parts of it can be quite relaxing, chill, if only it was more forgiving, it takes ages to do anything when you do manage something, you have the risks of annoying stun locks (in my case bad internet too) and other annoying stuff setting you back each expedition or story mission, I feel just as I am getting into the swing of things something happens or I loose connection in singleplayer and loose all of my progress. Bottom line, unbalanced, tedious, annoying save your sanity :(

Putting the "Co-op" tag on this is like putting the "Co-op" tag on Dark Souls.

No where near as bad as people say. its not a good mgs game but its a great zombie survival game

You can see by the amount of hours I put into this that I really tried to get the "fun" experience out of it. I felt nothing but the intense urge to cheat since the game it's simply unfair as a single-player (unless with a party of 4 the game turns somewhat fair), so I cheated. Then the game became fun (only because I played with my brother), and because I saved at least 100 other hours on the grinding that I would've had to do without cheating. Then, nothing. The salvage missions are repetitive as hell, is impossible to get new gear without luck, the tower defense it's absurd and stupidly unfair. This game is made for masochists only. I do not recommend it.

Pretty acceptable as a standalone game, don't get why it had to be a Metal Gear. If you think of it as Big Billy's Zombie Survival, then it'll be more enjoyable. Probably.