FINAL FANTASY® XIII

[h1] FFXIII: Grab your c**k chair and watch the game play itself. [/h1] It's a long review. So, TL;DR: This game sucks. I never had a PS3. After FFVIII I skipped the series entirely. People spent years telling me Final Fantasy was dead, FFX was a disaster, and Square had lost its mind. So I avoided all of it. Then I played FFX. Loved it, despite the miserable minigames and superboss nonsense. Played FFXII next. Didn't love the combat, but I loved existing in its world. I wandered into places before the story wanted me there. It felt like an RPG. Then I got to FFXIII... Nope. This is where the corpse starts smelling. Everyone complains about the corridors, but that's not even the main problem. The real problem is that the world doesn't exist. It's a gorgeous wallpaper. You walk ten feet, fight enemies, watch a cutscene, walk another ten feet, trigger another cutscene. The game constantly interrupts itself to remind you it would've rather been a movie. It's style devouring substance in real time. You're not playing an adventure; you're escorting a screensaver to its next cinematic. Congratulations, you've been promoted to passenger. Combat isn't much better. Forget party building, experimentation, or those little moments where you outsmart the game. Everyone eventually learns everything. Most fights revolve around filling the Stagger gauge because enemies apparently have diplomatic immunity until the bar says otherwise. Meanwhile your AI companions fling abilities around like raccoons fighting over electrical wiring. The story hides basic context in a datalog. Not extra lore. Context. The writers throw a thousand made-up terms at your head and expect curiosity to do the heavy lifting. By the time I understood what was happening, I didn't care. That's not mystery. That's administrative failure. Reading supplementary entries should enrich a story, not perform CPR on it. If your plot needs homework before it can function, you've already failed the assignment. The cast doesn't help. Lightning spends hours acting like a human workplace complaint. Snow delivers motivational speeches with the energy of a malfunctioning action figure. And every cutscene has somebody obsessively fiddling with the same prop like a first-year acting student who just discovered stage business. Lightning flips her gunblade open and shut. Hope stares at his knife for the seven-hundredth time. Nabaat removes her glasses, says something sinister, then puts them back on. Snow tosses his crystal around before delivering another speech nobody asked for. It's like watching a theater class where everyone was told the object in their hand [i] is the character [/i]. Vanille never stops being irritating. Fang is fine until she repeats herself into irrelevance. Sazh is the only character with genuine humanity, which is probably why the game keeps shoving him into comic relief instead of letting him carry the story. Then there are the Eidolons. They don't arrive naturally; they materialize whenever a character reaches the contractual obligation phase of emotional development. Cue another round of recycled dialogue, another personal crisis, another giant transforming summon dragging an already tedious battle out for longer than human patience was designed to tolerate. It's less mythology and more HR paperwork for magic robots. And then people tell you it "opens up" after ten chapters. Ten. Chapters. Imagine defending that. That's like serving someone a burnt steak and proudly announcing dessert gets better after the third hour. When I finally reached Gran Pulse, I found what fans call freedom: a large field full of monsters. Not exploration. Not discovery. A field. The reward for enduring dozens of hours of hallways is receiving a bigger hallway with wildlife in it. Revolutionary. I've disliked games before. I've refunded games. This is the first time I felt cheated after buying one on sale. FFXIII is beautiful and spiritually vacant. A hollow machine wearing Final Fantasy's skin. Progression isn't exciting. New abilities aren't exciting. Even upgrading equipment somehow becomes a chore. The game keeps handing you new systems while making you dread interacting with them. And to the people posting essays about how we owe this game an apology: absolutely not. If this is your idea of a masterpiece, I can only assume the last RPG you played was a microwave. Avoid this game like you're smuggling narcotics through airport security and FFXIII is the TSA. It's a bad movie periodically interrupted by gameplay, a monument to style over substance, and the moment I finally understood why people spent years saying Final Fantasy had lost its way. They were being generous.

Final Fantasy XIII transforme une série riche et profonde en un film d'animation interactif. Le jeu en impose certes par sa qualité technique et son système de combat bien rodé mais ce treizième volet de la célèbre saga oublie l'essentiel, une grande aventure. On reste sur notre faim et on ressort déçu d'un titre dont on attendait forcément beaucoup plus au vu du passif élogieux de la série. Il est bien loin le temps du mythique septième épisode.

Love being able to play this again. I don't think it has had a remaster since the PS3 release. Looks great and stands the test of time.

oyunda hiç bir şekilde ilerliyemedim ilerlemeyi bırak oynayamadım bile sürekli oyundan atması donması vs bütün sorunlar yuzunden insan çileden çıkıyor şahsen eski oyunların en peak oyunlar oldugunu düşünüyorum ama ffxııı beni optimize olarak hayal kırıklığına uğrattı iade talebi etmek zorunda kaldım oyunu açamadım oynayamadım oyun firmasıda bu oyunu tekrar optimize etmeye uğraşırmı bilmem ama şu haliyle oyun atma.performans kaybi vs.. alınmaz. ha yinede ff serisinde hastaysanız indirin deneyin ama oyun içi sıkıntıyla karşılaşırsanız şaşırmayın ve boyle sorunları yaşamayı göze bulundurarak alın.

It's so linear until chapter 9. but Ligthning is always cool.

Quiza el peor final fantasy que jugue. El sistema de batalla es aburrido, se define todo en los menus.

Interesting game, but the PC port is horrendous, so hard to enjoy it, honestly.

very challenging and ch. 11 is when it expands to open world but there's too much to explore on ch. 11. Fav childhood game