
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Aug 6 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Themes across 43 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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we need chinese. 游戏不能白入,为广大中文玩家呼吁中文。 202309,fanatical,steam,steam掉卡抵扣,indie gala,daily indie game,t a o宝,支付宝红包,hxxxx,杉果,它处自定义包入的本体约9元。爱人如己,目前就这,看以后追评。兄弟萌,强烈建议不要第三方平台的小店买y u额,通过饰品等挂steam市场转的,高概率red信乃至封号,且行且珍惜。
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Très sympa pour passer un moment. Gameplay simple et efficace.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 43 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Excellent roguelite
[h2] 🥈Um jogo muito criativo de stealth [/h2] Voce deve 'comer' a mobilia, A mesma mobilia que usa para se esconder! Divertido e viciante
Pretty simple game where you drive a little robot around and "eat?" objects before other robots kill you. It's fine, but pretty simple and didn't hold my interest.
WTF even is this game. I've had it for so long and barely decided to play it but I don't even understand what the purpose is or what is going on...
Its a good puzzle game, but not much of a rogue-like. The core gameplay loop is fun and kind of challenging if you're into it, but I personally wasn't too much.
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