
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Aug 6 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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游戏是个好游戏,基本玩法很简单,潜行吃家具过关。 但是因为地图随机生成,加上敌人路线无法预测,到了Building 4之后必须步步小心谨慎才能过关。 而且游戏中有很多梗,包括成就的文本看了都会让人会心一笑。 [spoiler] 虽然说了这么多,但是因为实在是打不过所以还是耻辱弃坑了。 [/spoiler]
A neat little game that I would definitely pick up on sale or full price if you really enjoy stealth mixed with hide n seek. It sort of lacks replay value after you unlock everything but will keep you entertained until then and I've never quite played anything like it. I hope they make a squeal that expands on these mechanics with other playable robots or more skills perhaps. My only real complaint is that you can't play in FP mode from the get go; but need to beat the game at a moderate difficulty and that is a really cool feature that makes it more tense.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 43 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Stealth, but working
Not The Robots is a goofy stealth roguelike where you play a hungry office robot sneaking around procedural levels, scarfing down the very furniture you’re supposed to hide behind. Random layouts, permadeath and angry lasers keep runs tense and punchy, and when the chaos clicks it feels like a cursed mix of Pac‑Man and office relocation gone wrong.
It's ok
Very fun game, I used to play it sometimes back in the day and I´ve found the whole concept of this game mesmerizing. 8/10
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ЦЯ ГРА ВІД РОСІЙСЬКОГО ВИДАВЦЯ АБО ВІД ГРОМАДЯН ВОРОЖИХ ДЛЯ УКРАЇНИ ДЕРЖАВ! Граючи в цю гру - ви підтримуєте і просуваєте проєкт, гроші від котрого надсилаються у рф та союзні для неї країни.
Te digo una cosa; en este juego se chupa de todo lo habido por haber y hace tiempo que quería comprar una buena aspiradora, pero no para jugar. Si tuviera una escoba, cuantas cosas barrería...
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