
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Aug 6 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Themes across 43 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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ЦЯ ГРА ВІД РОСІЙСЬКОГО ВИДАВЦЯ АБО ВІД ГРОМАДЯН ВОРОЖИХ ДЛЯ УКРАЇНИ ДЕРЖАВ! Граючи в цю гру - ви підтримуєте і просуваєте проєкт, гроші від котрого надсилаються у рф та союзні для неї країни.
Stealth game where you need to eat your own cover and is rogue-like :D
i mean its alright
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 43 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Tedious and repetitive stealth game where the gimmick is that you have to eat your own hiding spots. Campaign starts out okay, but then falls off a cliff (look at the fall-off in achievements between level 4 and level 6).
Fun and challenging.
Я робот д0л6аеб
It's ok
Sam Fisher als Roomba
Muy buen juego pero la verdad lo jugué por los cromas jajaXD
Nice game if you want having fun with your free time Salam dari binjai
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