Juice Galaxy

saft

good

dear steam users, this game is quite a lovely experience and i would very much recommend it, here's why; when i was a little baby, i drank juice out of a bowl and accidentally spilled it, this resulted in an intense chemical reaction that infused my inner gamer, curing my lack of skill and giving me the power to game intensely. after that incident, it was everyday i went on games, everytime i beat it i was thrilled, and i realized a deeper passion in games than i first realized. in school, several bullies made me very angry, but with the power of my machete i won every fight, like in the games. I had to travel 500 miles of pure sand while barefoot to traverse my way over to school, so those bullies REALLY pissed me off, on a scale, i was about as pissed off as if i accidentally deleted my entire 7 hour game file. after i became a teenager, i had intense depression and craved a game such as this; after my intense diarrhea flung across the wall like a bouncy ball i realized that i quite enjoy the physics of it. and thus, this game solves my depression and made me a trusted adult i continue to conquer games and battle epical bossfights to this day, even if i am 47 years old. would recommend. Game: ☐ Bad ☐ Good ☑ Awesome