
Who's Your Daddy is a casual multiplayer game featuring a clueless father attempting to prevent his infant son from certain death. Play with up to 7 of your friends, and test your parenting skills in a competitive setup with wacky physics and over 67 potentially ominous household items.
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Every market we collect.
About
Who's Your Daddy is a casual multiplayer game featuring a clueless father attempting to prevent his infant son from certain death. Play with up to 7 of your friends (online and local), and test your parenting skills in a competitive setup with wacky physics and over 67 potentially ominous household items.
As the daddy you must prevent your baby from getting hurt through methods such as locking the cabinets and placing dangerous objects out of harm’s way, as the baby attempts to overcome daddies attempts to protect the baby in various ways, including drinking bleach and sticking forks in electrical outlets.
Play around in your two-story house and garden packed with potentially dangerous items such as:
Power outlets: Capable of conducting lethal amounts of electricity
Nail gun: Keep away from babies!
Flour Jar: It’s never been easier to make daddy blind to your misbehaviour!
Sinks: A flooding hazard in the hands of a sentient baby!
Woodchipper: It works on more than just wood!
Fudge the dog: A loyal rideable beast with an appetite for anything
The Oven: Careful not to burn anything!
The swimming pool: Get fit, but do not drown!
The blender: If you can blend it, you can drink it!
The Car: It turns out there is an age where you can learn too early
And much more...
A beautiful two-story home and garden for you to watch over your son in
Over 67 everyday items with more or less ominous potential
Wacky physics for you to play around with
Customizable game modes, play the way you want to!
Two unique characters with customizable skins and perks
Randomized locations of crucial items, every game is different!
Dynamic music and sound for maximum immersion
Play with up to 7 of your friends online or locally
Controller support
Available for PC & Mac and Steam OS
Add-ons
Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $9.99 | 32Kreviews | 80% | — | $7.1M |
| $9.99 | 4.7Kratings | 73% | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Updates
Build ids and update times come straight from Steam's PICS — the same source SteamDB reads. Patch history grows as we record new builds.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 938 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Попытался сунуть пальцы в розетку, батя не дал, попытался затопить квартиру тоже не получилось. Что ж пришлось играть с братком в эту пародию, лучше конечно в реал лайфе пальцы в розетку сунуть, но тут тоже ничего. Не понравилось только то что в реальности по кбалу прописали за мои попытки анти оживится 10 пальцев в розетку в реал лайфе из 10 ударов по кбалу
This game is not what it used to be. The fact the daddy can pick up the baby without a grabber now, the baby can eat literally anything, the ipad that lets you order anything to kill yourself with, this game feels like it heavily discourages any creativity with changes like these, why do anything fun when you can just force every household object down your throat or just keep a baby in a constant chokehold?
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, Simplified Chinese, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Danish, Polish, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Traditional Chinese, Ukrainian
Hours played at review time, across 943 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
don't buy if you're a completionist. 365 wins for one achievement is pure brainrot. turns a fun meme game into a literal timer babysitting simulator. total waste of time, skip this trash if you care about 100%ing games.
Playtestle normal oyun aynı, resmen bedava bir oyun. Arkadaşlarımı habire 100 tane dinamit sipariş edip patlatıyorum.
Редкостное поносище,как будто скачал пародию на телефон,худшее во что я играл
It's good fun with friends! It's an older game but the devs updated it and added a bunch of achievements.
Gra jest fascynującą i wciągającą symulacją rodzicielstwa - wezmę przykład z niej, gdy dorobię się własnych
Это реально круто такой на мопсе бежишь батю с ног сбиваешь и мопс срёт на него
у меня нет отца
Одна из лучших игр чтобы поиграть с друзьями, вся суть игры это засунуть вилку в розетку
Active players
Estimated daily and monthly active players (DAU/MAU) modeled from peak concurrency.
Players by region
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Players also reviewed
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