
Who's Your Daddy is a casual multiplayer game featuring a clueless father attempting to prevent his infant son from certain death. Play with up to 7 of your friends, and test your parenting skills in a competitive setup with wacky physics and over 67 potentially ominous household items.
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Prices
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Every market we collect.
About
Who's Your Daddy is a casual multiplayer game featuring a clueless father attempting to prevent his infant son from certain death. Play with up to 7 of your friends (online and local), and test your parenting skills in a competitive setup with wacky physics and over 67 potentially ominous household items.
As the daddy you must prevent your baby from getting hurt through methods such as locking the cabinets and placing dangerous objects out of harm’s way, as the baby attempts to overcome daddies attempts to protect the baby in various ways, including drinking bleach and sticking forks in electrical outlets.
Play around in your two-story house and garden packed with potentially dangerous items such as:
Power outlets: Capable of conducting lethal amounts of electricity
Nail gun: Keep away from babies!
Flour Jar: It’s never been easier to make daddy blind to your misbehaviour!
Sinks: A flooding hazard in the hands of a sentient baby!
Woodchipper: It works on more than just wood!
Fudge the dog: A loyal rideable beast with an appetite for anything
The Oven: Careful not to burn anything!
The swimming pool: Get fit, but do not drown!
The blender: If you can blend it, you can drink it!
The Car: It turns out there is an age where you can learn too early
And much more...
A beautiful two-story home and garden for you to watch over your son in
Over 67 everyday items with more or less ominous potential
Wacky physics for you to play around with
Customizable game modes, play the way you want to!
Two unique characters with customizable skins and perks
Randomized locations of crucial items, every game is different!
Dynamic music and sound for maximum immersion
Play with up to 7 of your friends online or locally
Controller support
Available for PC & Mac and Steam OS
Add-ons
Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $9.99 | 32Kreviews | 80% | — | $7.1M |
| $9.99 | 4.7Kratings | 73% | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Updates
Build ids and update times come straight from Steam's PICS — the same source SteamDB reads. Patch history grows as we record new builds.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 947 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
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Another game I watched youtubers play back in day. My pal Loopster enjoyed playing a little too much, can't tell if he preferred chasing an infant child around like a rabid Jimmy Savile or roleplaying as the infant child. Bit concerning on his part I must admit. I feel Steam should suspend his account and investigate further and call in Lincolnshire Police to seize all of his devices for a hard drive scan, dodgy fella. Think he particularly took a worrying amount of pleasure in playing as the baby as you wear a nappy in game. Please launch some form of formal investigation on him, I can provide emails, passwords and location if need be. Danger to his family and other families, especially those with children.
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Languages: English, Simplified Chinese, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Danish, Polish, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Traditional Chinese, Ukrainian
Hours played at review time, across 952 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Dosyć fajne ale szybko sie nudzi
Yes
hey, wake up! its 2018!!!!
I HATE WATERR but game is good yayayayayayayayay
this game is an unbelievable piece of buggy ♥♥♥♥, nothing works and the physics are not anything but quirky, rather they are annoying as hell. both classic and new are buggy as ♥♥♥♥ and gameplay is downright frustrating. ass game.
its peak
No words can describe the absolute beauty of this masterpiece
Топчик, пограти з друзями саме те
Active players
Estimated daily and monthly active players (DAU/MAU) modeled from peak concurrency.
Players by region
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Players also reviewed
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