Weable

Weable is a chaotic little physics/coop puzzle game where the devs clearly asked: > “What if we made teamwork mandatory… but also made everyone control a wobbly gummy creature with the coordination of a newborn deer?” You and your friends are squishy blobs that: * Stick to walls * Stretch, swing, and flop * Form cursed little “bridges” and “ladders” out of your own bodies * Ruin every carefully planned maneuver with one wrong input It’s less “platformer” and more “group trust exercise that ends with everyone in a pit.” --- ### The Actual Gameplay Loop 1. Spawn in as a little wobbly guy. 2. Try to move like a normal being. 3. Immediately grab the wrong ledge / player / lever. 4. Physics say “nope,” everyone falls. 5. Laugh, respawn, repeat until someone rage-quits or ascends spiritually. There *are* puzzles, switches, and obstacles… but 90% of your deaths are caused by someone yelling “I GOT IT” followed by a very loud *no, they did not*. --- ### Pros * **Great co-op chaos:** * You’re literally tethering, stacking, and slingshotting each other around the map. * When it works, it feels like art. * When it doesn’t, it looks like a car crash in a gummy bear factory. * Simple controls, cursed results. * Move, jump, grab. * Those three things somehow generate the most unhinged slapstick you’ve seen all week. * Perfect “Friday night Discord” game: * Zero learning curve * Maximum opportunity to blame physics instead of your own incompetence * When your team finally nails a synchronized move—like three blobs forming a bridge while a fourth flings themselves across a gap—it feels like you just performed open-heart surgery on a rollercoaster. * Absolutely fantastic clip generator. Every level is 5% progress, 95% content for your “friend fails compilation.” --- ### Cons * Precision platforming? Not in this economy. You don’t “land” on platforms; you *arrive* there sideways and screaming. * Public lobbies (if they exist) are a social experiment: * One guy speed-running * One guy griefing * Two people just spinning in place grabbing each other like Velcro toddlers * Solo play is technically possible, but the game clearly wants you to suffer *together*. * Half your time is spent disentangling a flesh-colored knot of players because someone thought “everyone grab everyone” was a good idea. --- ### Peak Weable Moments * Forming a perfect human—uh, blob—chain across a deadly gap… and then the guy on the end sneezes on his keyboard, lets go, and drags everyone into the abyss. * Hearing “okay, nobody move” in voice chat… followed by three immediate jumps and a catastrophic group wipe. * Watching your friend spend 5 minutes lining up a tricky swing… then you walk slightly too close and accidentally grab them, resetting everything. * Launching yourself across the map with a cursed slingshot maneuver, completely overshooting your target, and still calling it a “calculated risk.” * That one level where you *could* solve the puzzle normally, but you instead spend 20 minutes trying to brute-force it with increasingly stupid blob towers. --- ### Long-Term Side Effects * You’ll start using “don’t Weable this up” as a synonym for “please, I’m begging you, be careful.” * Other platformers will feel weirdly stable and boring—where’s the accidental body-slinging? Where’s the teammate dragging you off a cliff by the ankle? * You may experience the urge to grab your friends in real life and stack on top of them to reach things. Please do not do this. --- ### Final Verdict Weable is: * 30% puzzle game * 70% physics-driven friend sabotage simulator It’s janky, loud, and deeply unserious in exactly the right way. **9/10** Would once again boot it up “just for a chill coop session,” turn into a shrieking ball of flailing jelly arms with my friends, and fail the same jump 14 times before accidentally succeeding and pretending it was all part of the plan.