The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Phenomenal experience. Don't read anymore reviews. Don't research anything else about the game. Just hurry up and buy it

This game is so peak, it's basically the Backrooms before the Backrooms, it's got a very strong liminal space vibe and I personally don't find it super comedic, it's more like a psychological nightmare that I keep coming back to because I just wanna see how much I can break the game lol. I have a toxic relationship with the narrator, some endings I wanna ruin him and other endings I feel sorry for him. The game itself is hard to explain, it's basically a visual novel without the novel part, but I can't spoil any more, you just need to play it for yourself.

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion wil surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone, for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before. If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this: What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world-There is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

Just writing this for the narrator, since you felt disappointed about the negative steam reviews, they are right you are quite the rambler and it's okay

Это история ведра по имени Ведро. Ведро работало в большой компании на должности сотрудника номер ведро. Работа у сотрудника Ведро была простой. Оно сидело на своем пьедестале. Инструкции не приходили к нему на экран. Они не указывали ему, какие кнопки нажимать, как долго и в каком порядке. Сотрудник Ведро делал это день за днём, год за годом. И хотя кто-то может сказать, что такая работа вытягивает душу, Ведро было радо каждой новой инструкции и чувствовало, что оно создано для этой работы. Ведро было счастливо. Но однажды произошло что-то очень странное. Что-то, что навсегда изменит Ведро. То, чего оно никогда не забудет. Оно сидело на пьедестале около часа и вдруг поняло, что ему до сих пор не пришло ни одной инструкции. Никто на зашёл дать ему задание, позвать на совещание или просто поздороваться. За все его годы в компании такого ещё не случалось; оно было совсем одно. Что-то явно пошло не так. Ведро оцепенело, довольно долго оно не могло пошевелить и пальцем. Но потихоньку пришло в себя, собралось с духом, встало из-за стола и вышло из кабинета.

I see the vision behind the game and I think everyone should give it a go, but asking 22€ for this should be a crime. It doesn't worth it for full price. You are done with 80% of what the game has to offer after about 5 hours and the remaining 20% includes a lot of doing the same thing and just hoping you stumble into something new. The game is severely overpriced and overhyped. Anything above 5€ for this game just doesn't worth it. And I don't see why they are asking so much for it. The core concept could have been programmed in power point, it's just 3D and movement added. If you are interested in the game, you should just watch Youtube videos on it as there are thousands. You still experience all that it has to offer and save your money.

Хотел поиграть в ремастер оригинальной игры, получил 3 с половиной часа объяснений как сложно делать сиквелы, любовного романа с ведром, ломания 4-ой стены без участия 4-ой стены и высмеивания коллектаблсов и сиквелов к играм, к которым сиквел вообще ни к чему.