Super Life of Pixel

not for me...

It's a cute idea, but it didn't really do it for me.

Really fun game and would like to see a 2nd one made at some point

Świetna gra, dla miłośników retro

all the old

Throughout my entire miserable 18 years on this planet, I have dedicated a nigh-insignificant portion of it to examining the intricacies of game design. I've studied every single facet from across the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seven seas, learning all the dos and don'ts, the ins and outs, and the hutzpah that makes a quality game. This right here is the antithesis of my entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existence. The gameplay is extremely reminiscent of all those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Little Timmy Mario Maker and Geometry Dash that I'm all too familar with suffering through. Serving in the Knight's Watch beyond the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Northern Wall would be less arduous task than going so far as to even unlock the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double jump, which operates with all the grace and charm of an FNF mod hooking up with his next underage kitten. Oh and guess what, that wasn't even my last +4 Joker combo, I got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peacock's feather of a hand that I could play against absolutely abysmal excuse for a game, and you know what, I will. The spikes are about as predictable as your crazy ex, which is something I doubt the developers have any experience with cause no way someone who pumps out something this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad can pump out a sufficient enough load for ANY woman, assuming any would even bear to be around anybody with such low self awareness that they thought this game could consider itself a true homage to video game history. They shoot out to give you an unwarranted BDSM style colonoscopy at every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ second, and by the time you even realize they exist, their ninja asses leave your slimy green blood all around your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer screen as you slam your laptop shut and admire some REAL greenery. The hitboxes are about as accurate and true to what it preaches as the entire flat earth and antivax Facebook mom pages combined, TOO MANY TIMES have I been clipped by a clearly POINTY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SQUIDWARD ASS ALIEN because its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tentacle was on the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vertical axis as me. Absolutely unforgiveable. Now minmaxxing is a common strat in video games and anything that allows you to do that is good... unless its tied to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double jumping mechanics, I swear to god there is no inbetween for baby tofu boy hopping and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Luigi spring jump. There are also no visual cues for ANY of the instakills, there's no healing and only 2 HP. And don't even get me started on the lack of checkpoints! Call this game America, cause if you ♥♥♥♥ up once, it's over. Back to square one for you. The soundtrack and visuals are also typically inaccurate representations of what they're trying to represent. This ♥♥♥♥ is equivalent to an American soap opera putting a Chinese girl in a kimono for authentic Korean representation. This game is absolutely unforgiveable, and if some new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ religion were to write a NEW New Testament, this ♥♥♥♥ would easily slot in as the eighth cardinal sin. This game is an affront to gaming, absolutely despicable. This ♥♥♥♥ would get a 4/10 on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IMDB. Never pick this ♥♥♥♥ up unless you want an ironic streaming experience, since that's the only thing of value that this game has to offer. Thank you for your time, from one gamer to another. With Kindest Regards, Convicted Felon

This simple platformer with full of challenges and some console history is full of fun and totally worth to buy.

game is total scam especially first missions of each slot