Serious Sam 3: BFE

(I played in Fusion, but reviewing it here, to adress specifically BFE. 56 hours played) What can I say? I can't name a FPS game better than BFE. BFE is the Pound-for-Pound GOAT of the genre and the Opus Magnum of Croteam. People often throw a shadow on it, but try to name a single masterpiece that was acknowledged rightfully in its modernity. The pacing, the combat, the music, the athmosphere, the technology, the plot and Sam himself as a character ,firstly and finally in the franchise, all combined into 1 perfect composition. When you start the game your eyes and vision are blessed with the beauty of urban Cairo, and you almost start to feel a tender burning touch of egyptian sun on muscles that soon will grow a lot from clicking the left mouse button. When you get a hammer for beating Gnaars one-by-one you understand from whom Space Marine 2 and Devil May Cry 5 took notes at making melee combat. When you get a Deagle you feel like a next link of gangster's evolution. When you get a shotgun, begins the part where you start dodging missles in real life in front of the screen. When you first unleash your trusty M4, energetic drums by Demjan let you know that the journey has started for real from there and will only heat up. When you get your favourite double barrel shotgun, the DNA of your ancestor from XIX century lets you know that you made a right choice. When you place c4 before the fight and lure a horde of enemies into it, you feel like you don't need Harvard, but Harvard needs you. When the first rocket clangs at launch to launch a huge cloud of dust you immideatly fall in love with this strange orange piece of metal. When your eye catches something unfamiliar, the Devastator makes the first impression like no one else. When fiery rock by maestro Damjan starst blasting into your ear into addition to egyptian drums, your entire body tunes up. When soul-scratching guitar kicks in, your entire being immideatly fills with POWER and your system starts producing testosterone x1000. When you pick up a Minigun to maul 300 hundred kleers in a row, Richard Gatling himself looks down on you from heaven with tears of pride and happiness. When you pick up a cannon, you understand why FPS as a genre couldn't evolve any further from there. When you finish the game, you understand why computer was invented in the first place. The main OST of the game states everything directly as it is: "And as we fall, The spirit carries on, That a hero'll, Come and save us all". That is the game's final word to gamers, genre and industry itself. For every developer and fan of BFE I wish at least one harpy

Дядя Семёныч не подводит, твой дом труба шатал

Просто скучная стагнация, в предыдущих частях не было такого ощущения.

После игры будут сниться хорошие сны, а потом: АААААААААААААА Бл^ть перезарядка Бум и ты просыпаешься и потом понимаешь что это был сон.

Modern FPS oyunlarının "siper al ve canının dolmasını bekle" mantığından sıkıldıysanız, Serious Sam 3: BFE aradığınız ilaç. Bu oyun strateji değil, refleks ve kaos oyunu. Özetle Ne Beklemeli? Kaotik Çatışmalar: Ekranda aynı anda yüzlerce düşman ve üzerinize koşan çığlık atan canlı bombalar. Eski Usul Ruh: Can paketi topla, sürekli hareket et ve tetiği asla bırakma. Vahşi Silahlar: Çekiçten devasa toplara kadar her şey elimizin altında. Mükemmel Co-Op: Arkadaşlarla oynandığında eğlence katsayısı on katına çıkıyor. Eksisi Yok mu? Oyun biraz yavaş açılıyor ve ilk bölümler fazla "tozlu/gri" hissettiriyor. Ancak gerçek Sam ruhu geniş alanlara çıktığınızda tam gaz geri dönüyor. Karar: Saf aksiyon arayanlar kaçırmasın. İndirimlerde sakız parasına düşüyor, kütüphanede mutlaka bulunmalı. Puan: 8/10

Мне трудно объективно оценивать третьего Сэма, поскольку он является одной из моих первых игр в Steam и проходил я его в далёком 2013, но сохранился он отлично. Да, присутствуют шероховатости и закос под колду, но это не отменяет драйва и экшена, которые третья час нам дарит. Вайбовая и балдёжная игрушка и один из лучших примеров абсолютно бездумного шутера на пару вечеров. Настоятельно рекомендую!