Dragon's Dogma 2

So, let me start by saying that this game IS enjoyable. And there are things I really do enjoy about it so far. But there are aspects of this game that are 100% certified DONKEY SH*T! -The massive sprawling map four times the size of the first game they advertised? It's a total lie. I'm only 26 hours in and I can already tell you that half of that map, that's right HALF, is covered by ocean. The other half is a C shaped land mass that is littered with impassable mountain ranges, rivers which will kill you the moment you go deeper than your waist and various other types of preventative environment. If you add up all of those factors and measure them against the landmass, I'd say about a QUARTER of the entire landmass is non traversable. That leaves you with a SLIVER of that "four times larger than Dragons Dogma" map. Straight Garbage. -You can climb your enemies, that's awesome right? Wrong. The moment you jump on an enemy and climb him like a Discovery Zone in the 90s, your stamina bar starts depleting and it'll freak out causing you to stop climbing and hang on while still depleting your stamina bar. Once he stops thrashing you can climb again, but by the time you reach anything meaningful to attack you have to jump off before you suffer the 10 to 20 second stun-lock penalty for depleting your stamina bar. Straight garbage. -You get pawns to fight with you, heal you and pull you out of stun-locks while your compadres beat on the enemy with magic, arrows and pure brute force. Awesome right? Not really. Go fight a dragon and watch that AI breakdown like organic matter in battery acid. They don't seem to know what to do with breath attacks so they stand there and eat a wall of fire while attacking the dragons pinky toe. You thought you were traveling with Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. But what you really got was Corky from Life Goes On burning down his dads restaurant because he didn't know which way to turn the fu*king knob on the oven. Straight garbage. ... And I'm only 26 hours in...