DAVE THE DIVER

这是我这个月玩得废寝忘食的一款游戏！本体&丛林DLC都全成就了！太好玩了！捕鱼&开店的组合让正反馈激励促进我疯狂游玩。几乎每次推进主线都有新内容或新东西，每一次下水都是惊喜连连！不仅如此，游戏里有超级多的联动或者经典作品致敬，每一次夸张搞笑的cg里都能找到多多少少的彩蛋！ 像素风格也好生动可爱♥，游戏里的音乐也是各式各样恰到好处，有的我非常喜欢，比如《Galaxy Ocean》，还有联动歌手mxmton的《rain》和《prom dress》！店里就放着音乐台听~ 最后我得感谢我的挚友送了这份游戏给我，送了一份宝藏游戏！希望后续还有新的内容推出！

三年过去了 我主线通关两次 每次都他妈被你那猪脑开发者设计的巧死小游戏玩得恶心红温。主线又臭又长，纯通马桶，多数解密和boss毫无提示，最后第六章要我单人玩家同时操控两个角色竞速解密？？？？？？？？你把玩家当人了吗？ 最后一句好言相劝开发者：玩家的体验才是第一位，我玩潜水员戴夫是为了休闲观光。你的主线的小游戏根本不是我想玩的，但是你为什么塞了这么多折磨玩家的内容在主线呢？不玩你那又臭又长的主线，我甚至体验不了完整的游戏。而且里面有大量的没有提示的boss关卡，让我不得不找攻略。这让我的潜水之旅变得非常差劲和恶心。如果你真的想做一个玩家喜欢的，请重视玩家的体验，没必要为了填充内容而做游戏。 Final piece of friendly advice for the developers: The player experience comes first. I play Dave the Diver for relaxation and sightseeing. The mini-games in your main story are not what I want to play at all, so why have you crammed so much torturous content into the main storyline? If I don't play that overly long and tedious main quest, I can't even experience the full game. And there are plenty of boss stages with no hints, forcing me to look up guides. This makes my diving journey extremely unpleasant and frustrating. If you truly want to make a game that players will love, please prioritize the player experience—there's no need to pad out the game just for the sake of filling content.

Yoshi / 10 I was really missing out not playing this game.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Perfect ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Okay ☐ Bad ☐ Very stylized ☐ They're what they should be for what the game is ☐ MS Paint could make something better ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Fantastic ☐ Excellent ☐ Perfect ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Meh ☐ Bad, but playable ☐ Just go watch paint dry ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Amazing ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not to bad ☐ Alright ☐ Bad ☐ My ears are bleeding ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Babies ☑ Young kids ☑ Young teens ☑ Older teens ☑ Adults ☑ Old people ☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level ☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity ☑ Anyone that is alive ☑ No one, not even your dog ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Just average ☐ A little better than average ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Better than good ☑ Fancy Pants Rich Boy ☐ NASA ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Can choose your difficulty setting ☐ No difficulty needed ☐ Just press 'W" ☐ Easy ☐ Medium ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Verry Difficult ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if you like to collect things ☐ Only if you care about steam achievements ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Only if you care about rankings/placements/leaderboards/etc. ☑ Average grind level ☐ A little grindy ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life, maybe some macros, & a will to live for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ No Story ☐ Twilight was a better love story than this ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ 1-2 Hours ☐ 2-5 Hours ☐ 5-10 Hours ☐ 10-20 Hours ☐ 20-50 Hours ☐ 50+ Hours ☑ 100+ Hours ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Replayablity }--- ☐ You won't even finish it the first time ☐ None, once was enough ☐ Not that kind of game ☐ You don't stop playing this kinda game, ever ☐ Maybe once or twice, to try something new ☐ You'll want to get every single possible ending & secret there is ☐ You'll pick it up every few years, but never finish a whole playthrough ☑ A lot, just to romance everyone, pick new options. try new classes, etc ---{ Price }--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If you have some money to blow ☐ Wait for it to go on sale for the 100th time ☐ Ask someone to gift it to you instead ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Circumstantial (PC specs, internet, save/install location, etc.) ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Very low ☐ Low ☑ Average ☐ High ☐ Too much ---{ Worth It }--- ☐ Hell no! ☐ If you have a lot of cash ☐ Worth it! ☐ Get it now! ☑ Life is not complete without this game! ---{ TEXT }--- The game is a brilliant and highly innovative hybrid that fuses a deep-sea exploration adventure RPG with a cozy restaurant management tycoon simulator. The addictive daily loop is split across two flawlessly interconnected phases: during the day, you guide Dave into the mysterious, ever-shifting depths of the Blue Hole to hunt an immense variety of marine life while balancing oxygen supplies and dodging apex predators. Once night falls, the pacing completely shifts into a frantic sushi restaurant management simulator where you draft menus using your fresh catches, pour green tea for demanding customers, and invest profits back into diving gear upgrades and exotic restaurant customization.👍 PROS:Hypnotic dual gameplay loops: The balance between serene, atmospheric underwater exploratio n and high-energy evening restaurant shifts works masterfully together.Gorgeous pixel art and cutscenes: The vibrant pixel graphics look stunning in motion, and the over-the-top cinematic sequences for dish preparation and item upgrades are uniquely hilarious.Massive mechanical variety: The progression track constantly drops fresh gameplay surprises (farming, rhythm mini-games, deep lore quests, and epic boss fights), keeping fatigue down to absolute zero.Unmatched comfort atmosphere: The relaxing audio tracking, witty character writing, and general loop flow fully validate its legendary Overwhelmingly Positive store status. 👎 CONS:Repetitive Quick Time Events (QTEs): Taming and harvesting heavy predatory sharks triggers aggressive button-mashing prompts that can feel a bit tedious during extended sessions.Slight feature bloat in late-game: As you reach the final narrative acts, managing multiple secondary systems like fish farms, crop fields, and mobile apps can briefly overshadow the core diving fun. ---{ 9,6 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9.6 ☐ 10

NON STOP FETCH QUEST AND CUTSCENES NOT ENOUGH FISHING AND COOKING BRO

Very good game. Looks great, music is nice, short animations are funny, catching fish is fun and relaxing. The game keeps throwing new things at you at a steady pace, but a lot of it isn't required for the story to progress, giving you a lot of freedom during your playthrough. Well worth the money, I'm still in my first playthrough, even though I already completed the main story a while back. There are so many optional things to do and complete. And just swimming around is pretty relaxing.

It should notify you when a game you started 2 years ago adds a AI Generated Content Disclosure in 2026 onwards so you don't continue playing it after a big hiatus tbh yuck