Bum Simulator

小丑，男大姐，热狗人，疯狂科学家，老鼠人，巨大鸽子，骷髅人，会说话的购物车，而你是一个乞丐鸽子大师，训的鸽子能够产生龙卷风和爆炸那种...严重怀疑作者是把自己的梦做成游戏，要不就是嗑大了做出来的游戏。虽然标题有simulator，但是除了翻垃圾以外一点也不模拟（乐 P.S.最搞的是你可以在板子上画一个大吊去乞讨，还能讨到钱

[h1] Purchase Date: [/h1] 25th of May 2024 - 25/05/2024 [h1] Purchase Value: [/h1] 4.49€ [h1] PROS & CONS Review: [/h1] PROS: + Story. + Satisfying gameplay. + Chaotic. + Dark humor. + Funny. + Easy to choose and switch your combat style at any time. + Easy to 100% Steam achievements. CONS: - Difficult to steer the vehicle (Carl). - No way to change some key bindings in the settings. - There are 2 missable achievements if one is not careful. [h1] Text Review: [/h1] In my opinion, one of the best video games of the Simulators fever. It's basically a GTA title with a shorter and goofier story. And of course, you're a degenerate bum. Although one detail I always wanted to see in a GTA title that's present in Bum Simulator, is the sandbox elements. I love to sandbox in almost every video game I play, whether it's already vanilla integrated or added through mods. It also reminds me of POSTAL 2 when it comes to have dark humor and being chaotic, not as much as POSTAL but still, I think it's worth mentioning. In the early game I was playing mostly with the shuriken pigeon skill, but later I was finding a great use for the pigeonado skill. The way I figured out the use of each skills and effectively applying them was very satisfying and rewarding. Within the alchemy skill in which you'll find out eventually, there was another resemblance (more like crossover this time) of one video game I love. This one I'm not going to spoil though. Driving your best friend Carl was sometimes annoying to me, the "A" and "D" keys are very sensitive. I also didn't like the way I couldn't change the "CTRL" key for bulk "transfer" and "take" items when managing my inventory. Nonetheless it's a solid video game and one of the few Simulators that are quite complete. This line is for the Steam achievement hunters! If you're not careful there are 2 missable achievements but other than that, it's easy to achieve 100% in a single playthrough. [h1] Recommendation: [/h1] It's degenerate, funny, chaotic and satisfying all in one. And for the price I paid, it was a true bargain! I totally recommend it! [h1] Rating - 85/100 [/h1] Review Date - 08/12/2025

逆天剧情 用高玩想出来的吧 最后一关可以耗时间 一直跑拖他们就行了

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玩法还是比较单一的 有很多的局限性 人物主角没有很多的语音 就只会呜呜啊啊的叫 拓展内容不多 我甚至感觉没有很高的自由度 和互动玩法也比较少 偏向于休闲类型的 打磨时间还是不错的选择 建议打折的时候可以购入 原价还是算了 可以挑选更好的游戏

I was once a homeless bum, and im currently helping my buddy out right now thats homeless. I keep telling him to pay attention because this is a refresher course. Peak game this is all that needs to be said

Very fun game, reminds me of postal, is funny and entertaining and is all in all just a good game to throw on, turn your brain off, have some laughs. Some constructive critcisms, that hold this game back from being a 10/10 for what it offers. -Cart and combat controls feel sloppy and annoying. I found myself fighting them more than actually 'using' them if that makes any sense. By no means is this an issue of difficulty the game simply isn't hard nor is it made to be. But when the one thing you are interacting with 100% of the time feels bad, something as basic as moving around and actually interacting with the game, it doesn't matter what game you're playing what theme what genre, that's just bad game design and it's a big hit on overall enjoyment. -In the same are, base building and crafting is some of the most unintuitive, sloppy and slow process I've seen in a while, it's at the point where I have to assume A: Dev just didn't give af and left it as is, or B: didn't play their own game. Pick up one item at a time and feed it manually into your different production stations one at a time, no UI or inventory to store things in your workbenches and it doesn't take materials from your chests so you have to move the materials into your cart who has limited storage space as is... Now this could be user error but I never found out if I could move things once I placed them down so that's not great. -Dialogue pacing is slow and sluggish, this is a joke game and the NPC's do have some pretty funny dialogue, but not enough to sit there and listen to them yap for 2-3 minutes with long pauses. Yes you can skip it, but that's not an argument for it being good, because if the answer to or the intention on how to interact with something, is ignore it or skate past it as fast as possible... Why add it at all? TLDR: Buy it on sale and turn your brain off, it's a good game it really is, but core gameplay mechanics have big issues, although not enough to completely strip the game of it's enjoyment factor which there is a lot of. Kind of hard to NOT have fun when you're flipping people off and pissing on them before throwing a pigeon in their skull and riding away at mach 3. 6/10