Bum Simulator

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Diese Spiel bringt dich in die Welt der Penner! Lebensechte Simulation mit realen Erlebnissen. Pisse Mitbürger einfach an, kritzel dein eigenes Kunstwerk oder cruise mit deinem geklauten Einkaufswagen durch die Großstadt. Inzwischen würde ich sagen dass der Hauptcharakter ein deutscher Bürger mit mittlerem Einkommen darstellen soll. Naja was soll ich sagen das Game ist perfekt dafür ausgelegt mich auf meine sonnige Zukunft vorzubereiten.

I know what you're thinking... On the surface, this game may seem like a cheap, even offensive joke at the expense of homeless people but it's actually a very well-crafted game with surprising depth, both in terms of gameplay and story (yes, there is one). There is even a message of sorts. It also remembers the #1 rule of gaming - be entertaining. And boy does it deliver in that department, both with its' crass but lovable humor and, frankly, quite addictive gameplay. The word "simulator" is used very liberally. Sure, you engage in normal homeless activities like collecting cans and other junk, begging people in the street for money, buying booze, running people over with your ehm...sentient shopping cart, fighting multi-national corporations, running errands for a clown with a hook for a hand and using your pigeon friends to conjure up tornadoes... Yeah, typical hobo stuff. GAMEPLAY The game offers lots of variation and allows for different playing styles - You can survive by bumming cash off of strangers and spend it all on burgers and whiskey, or you can live on a diet of strictly dumpster food, OR you can use the surprisingly sophisticated mechanics to turn the alley where you sleep into a cardboard fort where you can grow your own fruit and vegetables. The last part comes with tower defense style gameplay where you fight off invaders, or you can just choose to pay them to leave you alone, OR you can form allies who will fight off the rival gang for you. STORY Believe it or not, there actually IS a main story that's quite engaging, focusing on standing up for the underdogs and fighting an evil corporation that apparently put you in your current situation. The game has a very strong anti-capitalist, anti-authoritatian theme. One character actually uses "f*ck capitalism" as a battle cry at one point. There are also little things like a super-rich guy who stands around in the street paying poor people to cause mayhem for his amusement (which ranges from anti-authoritarian activities like giving a certain number of cops the middle finger before time runs out to degrading acts like peeing on strangers). While you can accept these missions to earn money, they're optional and they add to the anti-capitalist sentiments, not to mention the theme that poor people can be corrupted by those in power (there are a surprising number of plot themes that follows this theme as well). TONE Goofiness is ever-present though, and once you get into the main missions, the story goes completely off the rails real quick (while still retaining the message and themes at its' core). For all its' crass humor, the game does a decent job of avoiding the racism, sexism or homophobia of games like Postal (with which it shares several similarities). Sure, the absense of racist jokes is a direct result of the city's complete absense of any non-white citizens, letting you punch or urinate on men and women alike (which is optional BTW) technically makes the game non-sexist (even a joke about a female character carrying diseases is based more on her species than promiscuity) and though there is a trans character of the comedic variety, they're actually the only policeman (ummm...woman) in the city who's on your side. Because of this, the humor always feels light-hearted and never hateful. Also, the bum and his strange, strange allies are the heroes. GRAPHICS & MUSIC The audio and visuals aren't gonna earn any awards. It's the type of graphics you'd expect from a PS2 game and the music is not very memorable, consisting mainly of the same ukulele plonking, along with some equally forgettable music later in the story that I guess does the job but you don't really miss out on anything if you turn it off and put on some Slayer instead. None of that really matters though, when the game is this entertaining. THE VERDICT Obviously, it's not a game for everyone but it succeeds on so many levels and most importantly, it's a friggin' blast throughout. The cons are either subjective or completely irrelevent and I, for one, love this game.

Одна из лучших фановых игр! Плюсы: 1. Можно всех обоссать 2. под конец хороший поворот 3. Есть друг Тележка (Карл) которого можно обоссать 4. Есть крыса котороя к нам клеится (не переживаем, её тоже можно обоссать) 5. Можно отстроить хоромы 6. Голуби наши братья (почти) на них ссать ЗАПРЕЩЕННО!!! 7. Можно клянчить деньги (работа мечты) 8. У этой игры бесконечно плюсов (скачивай и добавляй в избранное) Минусы: 1. НЕЛЬЗЯ СРАТЬ (прошу исправить) ВСЁ Эту игру хотел с дня выхода, но сейчас только смог пройти. ЧТО СМОТРИШЬ СКАЧИВАЙ И В ИЗБРАННОЕ

It's a decent game but I am struggling to find and complete the mission, so I have just been doing random stuff and asking NPC's for spare change. Works well on deck

1，这是一款什么游戏？ 这是一款小体量的欢乐游戏，主线流程大约9小时，故事很无厘头，大概是讲主角卡尔跟他的手推车（对，你是手推车，你们灵魂互换了）打败邪恶资本公司的故事。主线流程不长，故事不复杂，如果你玩过各种大作，但是又陷入了游戏荒或者电子羊尾，但是又是小时候喜欢玩罪恶都市的那种人。那么打折花16块钱买9小时快乐还是很值的。 2，游戏交互怎么样？ 游戏保留了生存游戏常见的建筑设定与资源运营，开头教程教了基本所有的东西，例如捡垃圾回收，来搓东西做建筑。虽说是乞丐模拟器，但是乞丐成分不高，更像生存风味游戏，钱跟食物不会缺，如果脱离了主线，其他元素可谓是单薄至极。建筑种类不过十几种，可以建筑的地方只有五处，面积还算凑合，敌人种类很少，不过介于主线剧情也不长，所以到不了枯燥的地步，但是游戏的交互方式可谓是平滑，捡垃圾的反馈简陋，但是很直接，稍微习惯后还能感觉很不错，能感受到制作组在经费有限的情况下发挥了最大的创造力。 3，为什么推荐游玩？ 有趣，这游戏确实是很有趣，有一种小作坊式的好玩，制作组的年轻人夹带了很多有趣的私货。我推荐的原因是你只是先简单欢乐一下杀杀时间，这款游戏可以做到。游戏寿命预估也就12小时破天了，还是那句话16块钱买9小时欢乐有何不可。 4，可惜在什么地方？ 制作者很有想法，但是受制于各种因素，简陋的展现出了自己的小创意，不论是鸽子忍术，还是合成巫术酒瓶的设计，都很有新意，但是确实是游戏过于简陋了，所以实在可惜。 5，注意，模因污染可能性！ 本游戏是开放式的箱庭，外加画面简陋，因此有跟罪恶都市，或者没有无尽地图的MC，以及半条命与传送门共同的问题，就是会有一种空洞的恐怖感觉，会让你感到害怕、奇怪性的伤心感、莫名其妙的遗弃感，假设你对此深感介意，就请不要游玩！

This might actually be the best game I've ever played, you get to piss on people while flipping them the bird, then throw an actual bird with explosives attached to it at them. You can also draw a male reproductive organ on a piece of cardboard, show it to people, and they give you money for your masterpiece. 11/10 I'd recommend this beautiful work of art to my 89 year old grandmother