Virtua Fighter 5 R.E.V.O. World Stage

I have only pre-ordered twice in my life - this was the second and definitely the last. I loved playing this game for PS3, so I figured 'eh, why not?' and put my money down on the table. When I started playing this game, it ran pretty well on my PC. Better than I thought it would, actually. I get it, my PC is getting up there in age, but it has served me so well over the years that, much like Hank Hill and his beloved truck, I cannot part ways with it. But life, and other games, really, got in the way—so, I moved on. I figured I could always come back to the game later—well, turns out that Secure Boot and TPM were retroactively made mandatory requirements to play the game. Well, y'know what, Sega? I'm securely booting you onto my blacklist. I know, I'm just one person, and YMMV, but I can no longer in good faith support you; I mean, you already ruined Yakuza and Total War by pandering to Reddit, not to mention you introduced one-use DLC into the former, and now you decided to pull this stunt. Yeah, some folks have found a workaround, but that's not the point. Nobody should have to do that in the first place, and who knows how long it'll work anyway? This isn't the same Sega that gave us novel things like Seaman and the Sega Channel, after all. Sod off, Sega, you wankers. Honestly, it's a miracle you lot even lasted this long to begin with to even put this game on Steam at all. Ever since October 15, 1992, you have been coasting on that blue blur because clearly, you haven't known what you're doing for decades now, and I'm convinced any success or good things you do are entirely by accident at this point.