Total War: WARHAMMER II

Total War: WARHAMMER II isn’t just a strategy game; it’s a reunion tour for my childhood. It’s every dog-eared army book, every badly painted regiment, every argument over line of sight and templates now moving, shouting, and dying in glorious real time. The factions are faithful to a fault: High Elves are still smug, Skaven are still treacherous, Lizardmen still don’t explain anything, and somehow it all feels exactly right. The campaign scratches the same itch as pushing blocks of infantry across a table, except now I don’t have to carry terrain in a shoebox or pretend my dice weren’t cursed. Watching armies clash feels like the battles I imagined when I was a kid, staring at artwork and lore instead of doing homework. It’s funny, tragic, unbalanced in the most Warhammer way, and held together by sheer love for a setting that Games Workshop pretended didn’t exist for a while. I miss Warhammer Fantasy more than is healthy, and Total War: WARHAMMER II knows it. It doesn’t replace the tabletop but it understands it, respects it, and lets me visit the Old World again without selling a kidney to rebuild an army. For that alone, it has my eternal loyalty… and probably another campaign at 2 a.m.

El trabajo del crítico es sencillo en más de un sentido. Arriesgamos muy poco, y sin embargo usufructuamos de una posición situada por encima de quienes someten su trabajo y su persona a nuestro juicio. Prosperamos gracias a nuestras críticas negativas, que resultan divertidas cuando se las escribe y cuando se las lee. Pero la cruda verdad que los críticos debemos enfrentar es que, en términos generales, la producción de basura promedio es más valiosa que lo que nuestros artículos pretenden señalar. Sin embargo, a veces el crítico realmente arriesga algo, y eso sucede en nombre y en defensa de algo nuevo. Anoche experimenté algo nuevo, una comida extraordinaria hecha por alguien único e inesperado. Decir que ese plato y su cocinero pusieron a prueba mis preconceptos equivaldría a incurrir en una subestimación grosera, cuando lo cierto es que ambos lograron conmover lo más profundo de mi ser. Antes de este suceso, nunca escondí mi desdén por el lema del Chef Gusteau: “cualquiera puede cocinar”. Pero, me doy cuenta, recién ahora comprendo sus palabras. No cualquiera puede convertirse en un gran artista, pero un gran artista sí puede provenir de cualquier lugar.

这是我玩的第一代全战系列.硬啃了20小时,终于体会到大家所说的乐趣了,确实顶级.

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love this game i jst wish i had a better computer so i don't have to play on the lowest settings lol great game but you already knew tha

Better than number 3 but easy is not easy, devs shouild be forced to play these games themselves as difficulty ranges are way off.

An amazing time killer. I love proving the A.I. wrong by turning defeats into victories. High elves is the only faction i play.

Obsolete now due to the 3rd game. This has the same problem the 3rd game has. Horrible balancing across the board, too many DLCs priced way too high that don't offer enough gameplay to be worth it, and CA being CA and not caring about players' desires in favor of churning out slop to appease the shareholders. Don't buy or else you'll go broke getting all 3 games and the DLCs just to try to enjoy the game.