Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death

0/10 This game is certainly ass. The only positive thing about this game is that it is short. Here are my 13 reasons why you shouldn't buy this game: 1. The humor is funny at first, then rough, then bad, then horrible and annoying. 2. They killed the cat. 3. Locked the only good costume (Shrek) behind paid DLC. 4. One of the worst platforming I've ever seen in gaming. The knight acts like we're on the ice mountain in Mario 64 at all times. When he lands, he slides, which makes some of the more difficult platforming abysmal. 5. ♥♥♥♥ Flappy Knight. 6. The melee combat is horrendous as there allegedly is a "target" button, but it does nothing? You will 9/10 times attack a barrel behind you rather than the guy literally dry humping you. 7. ♥♥♥♥ Flappy Knight 2. 8. The only viable method of combat is ranged. However, upon the higher level weapons they decided to add an explosion effect... Which also hits you and insta kills yourself... Really? 9. The "meta" humor screamed as lazy on the devs behalf. It wasn't charming to admit you didn't spend enough time working on certain parts of the game for "reasons". 10. Can't decide what genre it wants to be. At times it feels like Skyrim, at other times it feels like it wants to be Elden Ring. Then an arcade game. Then a Fodian game. Like, make up your mind and pick one genre and stick with it. 11. There is no ending. At all. Did they really expect to make a sequel? 12. Cannot get all achievements without relying on multiplayer. This is just such an unacceptable practice in my opinion. Not all of us have access or ability to do multiplayer and locking a 100% because I can't "Invite someone to join you". Like, my guys, no one is going to go and buy this game to play with their friends, so it is in the forever "unfinished" shelf. 13. ♥♥♥♥ Flappy Knight 3. No, but really, This "minigame" is one of the worst I've ever experienced in my gaming life. It is a horrible Flappy Bird knockoff where your jetpack wants you to end up in the ER for a stress induced heart attack. I did the first one and it was optional, except for an achievement. I thought, that's awful, but doable. Then I found the second one, which was not optional to complete the dungeon... It was even worse and this is where I really started to dislike the game. Lo and behold what do I find at the near end...? Flappy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3. Way to go gents, you did it. You did the damn thing. This "minigame" is a war crime. It is against the Geneva Convention to torture. You should really consider removing it from the game entirely. Overall, this is truly one of the worst games I've ever played and there are even more reasons that I could add to the list, but my god. I don't get this game. I did everything you can in it and there truly are no redeeming qualities there. Do not buy unless you want to hate yourself for buying it.

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Sir Whoopass: Immortal Death – A good, funny game but a bit short. The humor is entertaining, but you can finish it in just a few hours, which feels a bit underwhelming for the price. On the technical side: running the game with Proton GE 11, the video sequences stutter and hardly play, especially the sequence at the end of the game.

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Muito divertido recomendo muito ainda mais pra quem ta querendo sair daquele jogo sempre mesma coisa e recomendo mais ainda se for coop

quirky & kinda just meh

Ulan mizahi bir oyun diye başlayayım dedim; tamamen komik olmayan şakalar ve sinir bozucu oynanışıyla aşırı tilt etti beni. Bölüm tasarımları da çok kötü; aynı zindanı evip çevirip kullanmış yapımcı, neredeyse hepsi birbirinin aynısı. Düşman çeşitliliği desen çok çok az değil ama hiç tatmin edici gelmedi. Son olarak, oyunun amacı bu tarz oyunları eleştirmek sanırım ama başaramayıp ucuz hissettiriyor. Oyuna puanım 4/10.