Sea of Thieves: 2026 Edition

Salut, Le jeu est factuellement très bien ! Cependant j'aimerais ouvrir ma bouche sur les difficultés que j'ai eues à me logger via Microsoft. Il me semble que, plutôt que de couvrir le fondateur et ses voyages sur l'île aux enfants, ils devraient se sortir les doigts du *** (les leurs cette fois). Est-ce que c'est normal que le launcher cherche à te connecter en boucle sur ton compte Microsoft alors que je me suis connecté via l'application Xbox avec donc, et ça c'est la surprise, mon compte Microsoft ? Ecran gris Microsoft qui tourne en rond. La solution ? Matraquer la touche Entrée pour retaper le même compte une deuxième fois ! Heureusement que Microsoft est un petit studio indépendant fondé récemment et qu il ne contrôle pas une partie de l'informatique mondiale. Je pense qu'au bout d'un moment c'est bon, Microsoft, allez bien vous faire enculer. Mais je jure, le jeu est cool et fun !

This game is a must-play. Let me break down why: Firstly, it sharpens several vital human qualities. Vigilance is paramount; at any second, a galleon might rise from the abyss, seeking to annihilate you and your entire crew since your kindergarten days. Then there is Reliability and Trust. Few games test your faith like this: you’ll find yourself wondering if your comrade is only drunk in-game, or if he’s actually started chanting in Latin in real life. You are forced to believe that when he detonates a gunpowder keg, it wasn't a drunken blunder, but a simple misclick. The game also hones your Communication skills. You must clearly alert your partner to a hull breach even as thirty skeletons charge at you on a Megalodon. Stress resistance is equally critical; events unfold with such suddenness that you must remain composed, even when you realize you aren't playing as a duo, but as a solo survivor—because your blackout-drunk friend just launched himself into the depths via cannon to scout Poseidon’s realm. But most of all, this game is the ultimate test of Multitasking. You will master the art of: plugging eight leaks simultaneously, kneeling in prayer for your buddy to sober up, hurling spears into a Megalodon's maw, and dodging enemy fire—all while your "dear" friend at the helm "tends" to your well-being by throwing buckets of his own vomit at your face, turning your screen into something straight out of Plants vs. Zombies. Yet, it also grants you the glory of becoming Jason Statham, harpooning a colossal Megalodon to ride it into battle. Verdict: A well-earned 9.9 out of 10 Trophy Splash-tails.

Its good if you want to play against chinese that just say slurs and blow you up if you like that this is the game for you. The safe seas function is better for solos but its made worse by the fact that everything is caped at lvl 25 so if you want to do anything that will give you any extra money or that wont give 200 gold per item you have to deal with the entire population of wuhan or deal with it. I stand corrected even when youre in safer seas the game just sucks the fattest ♥♥♥♥ id have more fun rubbing my ♥♥♥♥ against a cheese grater than play this ♥♥♥♥ ass game

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It's night, 3.27 o'clock. For the past three hours I've been trying to finish the first step of tall tale I've started at 0.10 o'clock. Everything went smoorhly for one hour. I was on safer seas so no other players to ruin my plans, in and out, an easy journey before bed. Before I've managed to find any quest item I've stumbled upon something like a coffin on Devil's Ridge island. ut of curiosity I lighted all three torches on the sides of it and because of it accidentaly summoned an eternal guard. After like 10 minutes of fighting I've managed to defeat it and it dropped a triangular key, I put it on my ship and resumed search of quest items for my tall tale. After I've collected skeleton key and skeleton chest to finish the first half of my quest a skeleton ship spawned, but it wasn't alone, with it, in the same exact time megalodon spawned, it had white strips around his body (I'm a new player, i don't know if it meant something or not). I've managed to sink the skeleton ship, after that I had to survive the megalodon long enough to get to the Ancient Spire outpost ( I 'm not good enough to defeat it and I didn't want to lose tall tale progess. I've succeded and after repairing my ship I where I saw a ruin where I could use that triangular key I found earlier, it was in the opposite direction to the island on which I could have saved my quest progress on and decided that no more bad things will happen to me. I've managed to reach the Flame's End island where, after I fought a skeleton captain I found there, with use of the key I've managed to open the door at the ruin, I've got from here like 10 chests, 4 of them had skulls and other valuable trading goods (that's way more than 10k gold). I was wery happy while I was going back to the outpost with all the loot and halfway there I heard a horrible sound, another skeleton ship spawned, I rushed to the cannons, and while I was shooting they have somehow managed to snipe me down with a cannonball, I also got hit with area damage from the other cannonball they shoot at me, so I died, after I revived at my ship it was already too late, my ship was burning, my mast was completely broken, my anchor was down because of one of the cannonballs and there were at least had five different holes from which water made it's way inside my ship, I had to watch, as everything I've been hoarding for last 3 hours sank with my ship. After it sank completely everything I've gathered floated back to the surface. Thinking I'll be able to recover it at least partially I interacted with a merman which spawned on an small island (it was The Forsaken Brink I think). I was too slow, when I finally got back around the place where my old ship sunk... there was nothing left, none, three hours gone because of one skeleton ship and some bad luck. Originally I wanted to leave negative opinion on steam for all of this, but as I finished writing down the story that happened to me I calmed down. I just wish none of this happened, I'm so tired. Goodnight anybody that reads this, may you return safely to the outpost with all hoarded loot.

Explore the seas as a pirate, it's a refreshing game

Joined random server with a group of 4. We ended up making allies with a reaper 5 sloop. Then another reaper 5 sloop. Then a brig. We then all teamed up and completed the Legend of Glitterbeard. Once everyone read the journal, we all turned on each other and it was last man standing. 10/10, couldn't have asked for a better experience.