Rogue Legacy

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---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Reality is a downgrade ☐ Beautiful enough to make grown men cry ☑ Good ☐ It won't make your eyes bleed ☐ Looks like a PS2 fever dream ☐ Made in MS Paint by a blind squirrel ☐ Literal ASCII art ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Warning: highly addictive ☐ Good ☐ Click until you get carpal tunnel ☐ Mehh ☐ Watching paint dry is more thrilling ☐ Alt+F4 is the best game mechanic ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Mozart is weeping in his grave ☐ Eargasm ☑ Good ☐ Royalty-free generic tracks ☐ Bad ☐ RIP my eardrums (2026) ☐ Microwave noises ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Literal fetuses ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Your tech-illiterate Grandma ☐ People who hate themselves ☐ Sweaty tryhards ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ A literal potato hooked to a battery ☐ Toaster ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA to borrow their supercomputer ☐ Will physically melt your GPU ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Fits on a floppy disk ☑ 1-5 GB ☐ 5-10 GB ☐ 10-20 GB ☐ 20-50 GB ☐ 50-100 GB ☐ Say goodbye to your SSD ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ My cat beat it by walking on the keyboard ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Requires significant brain usage ☑ Difficult ☐ Prepare to cry ☐ Will cause severe anger management issues ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards ☐ Average grind level ☑ Second full-time job ☐ Say goodbye to your family and friends ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ Some lore hidden in item descriptions ☑ Better than Twilight ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ Made me question my entire existence ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Shorter than the Steam refund window ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ You will die of old age before finishing this ---{ Price }--- ☐ Free (but actually pay-to-win) ☑ Worth the price ☐ Wait for a 99% off sale ☐ If u have spare money left ☐ Burn your money instead, it's warmer ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Polished to perfection ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ More bugs than a Bethesda launch ☐ The bugs are the actual features ---{ Value }--- ☐ Best financial decision of my life ☑ Good ☐ Average ☐ I want my time and money back ---{ Rating ?/10 }--- ☐ -5 ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ☐ 11 ---{ Final Thoughts }--- Rogue legacy is humorous game based off grinding your character until death. You collect runes, gear, and coins. Well until you die. Then you repeat with a new character. Oh did I mention they have quirks or issues. They range from ADHD to afraid of chickens. Each one changes the run of the game. I would recommend this game, especially if you like the challenge. This game is steam deck friendly.