Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

It's terrible

Big Funny

A thousand-hour action-adventure this is not. The title of the game says right on it IT'S A TALE, that means you're gonna hear a story. Well, read a story. Unless you're of those people who has to read everything aloud, in which case you're gonna hear AND read a story. And also you're about to make a weird noise: fljooooblbllblblblergglulrhuuuunghhvbl. That'll teach you to read things in your head from now on. This is a story with clicking and maybe some walking around and stuff. It's a good one. You'll laugh, you'll make that one-eyebrow-up-face, you'll be happy you bought it and you'll realize when you pick up your phone about nine seconds later that you've wasted way more money on stupider crap that didn't make you as happy as this silly story-game did. So click the button, buy the thing, hear the tale and giggle like an idiot. It's fine. It's about long-bedtime-story long, and it'd make a fantastic bedtime story for children that aren't yours. I enjoyed it but it's okay if you don't.

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Sound: 6 Graphics: 6 Story: 0 Gameplay: 4 Commands: 7 Fun: 2 Time to load / lag: 9 Bugs / Problems: 9 Final score: 2

This was quite an experience. Unlike so many other RPG Maker titles that try to be funny and end up being outright cringe, this title actually managed to make me chuckle quite a few times. It's very short, but sometimes that's not such a bad thing. For such a tiny price, you may as well try it out.