Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

This is just my opinion. I get the distinct impression that this was originally a failed game, and that these guys bought the rights. Then they simply replaced all the dialog with whatever came to mind, while they were high, and playing it, with zero comprehension of the foreign language or the actual story line.

The title is a mouthful, and just by reading it you can tell what kind of game it is. The plot's surprisingly good with lots of dark jokes and adult humors, sarcasm, the whole she-bangs that may not be right for some but can be quite hilarious to others. You'll need a great sense of humor playing this. Gameplay is quite easy and made for people who just want to enjoy the entirety of a long story than battling foes. As for the visual graphics tends to look like classics RPG made with RPG Maker. Less is more. Enjoyable for adults, not suitable for kids, unless you're one of the terrible parents. (^_^)d

it's a short rpgmaker story book with some vulgar language. i got exactly what i expected and it took up about an hour of my time so it was pretty cool.

This game is the equivalent of tossing a coin to the town hobo and/or crackhead in exchange of a story. Would toss again.

I am gravely concerned for the author's mental health but it seems like he might not have people chained in his basement. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm probably wrong, aren't I?

As a mother of 5 wonderful little monsters myself I was THRILLED when I received this game in a giveaway! After playing I 100% WOULD have paid to play this game any day!

By far the most whimsical RPG maker game I've ever played! The music choice is great, really made things feel fantastical and whimsical, the writing is witty and the grandpa is amazing. The controls were smooth, simultaneously being able to use WASD and up down left right which is really helpful for someone like me who has a lot of hand problems! I encountered no problems, no bugs, no typos. Great polish! Quiver Di cks Tale is a great experience whether you are a terrible child, terrible parent or neither like me! It hits the mark with multiple types of humor, there is bound to be something in here that will make you laugh. Whether you like dark humor, crude humor, or just plain "lame" pun humor - Quiver Di ck has it all! You need to have Quiver ♥♥♥♥ in your hands, give it a stroke and enjoy the ride. I'm even going back to play again as I think I picked a route that ended the game quicker than some other routes you can take. Replayability FTW! The only thing I would wish for in this game (it might even have it and I just haven't discovered how to activate it) but an autoplay during conversations so that you don't have to keep clicking to progress. (lol had to space you Di ck because steam censors it. Too hot for Steam :P )