Pit People®

[quote]If you wanna get a TBS game with endless humor, Pit People is for you. [/quote] I've forever been a groupie of Behemoth, savoring their humor that drops from the sky like anvils in a Looney Tunes episode, all while dressed in their over-the-top, crayon-colored antics. It's like they harnessed the power of absurdity and crammed it into their games. Some strange power prevented me from playing their next games. However, my desire was built up over the years, until the time has come for Pit People. So I told myself, “Well, I don’t wanna play a long game, lets pick it up and everything will be fine”. Oh boy I was wrong... Too much content as you can see from my playtime. [h3] Plot [/h3] Well, the main story is shorter than a cat's attention span, but the side-quests, oh yes, the side-quests. There are more of them than you can shake a stick at – over 100. Each is filled with hilariously absurd tales turning your brain upside down. But the real gem is the main plot. What made me wet my pants are the boneheaded antics of the protagonists and everything about the antagonists, especially the narrator (the head honcho of bad guys). If Behemoth ever needs an extra narrator, they should totally give that guy a raise! [h3] Tactics [/h3] Ok let’s talk about the gameplay for Honey’s sake. This game is like a wacky, turn-based strategy cartoon where your team and the enemies are placed on hexagons (who needs squares, anyway?). https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3045210199 Your teammates are a motley crew, ranging from humans with all sorts of wacky weapon abilities to creatures you capture, like some Pokémon fever dream. Some of the abilities include stabbing, stunning, freezing (aka stunning but with ice), smacking enemies like baseballs, creating EXPLOSIONS, and a whole lot more. There are endless combinations you can do with the crew. But you can’t just pick anything from your dirty sleeves and expect to conquer the world. Especially not in Insane mode. Oh boy, this one really made me sweaty. You'll need a balanced, versatile team to face every threat under the sun (or the hexagon, as it were). [h3] Quests [/h3] Now that you're a pro at assembling your squad, let's dive into the missions themselves. Most of the time, the objective is simple: "massacre them all." But you'll also come across missions like "protect those folks until X," "get to the other side pronto while tangling with foes," and a never-ending list of craziness. The main missions are even more unique and you can tell the developers worked on them like they had a bone-shaped biscuit dangling in front of their noses. [h3] Multiplayer [/h3] I managed to snag 100% of the achievements, and let me tell you, the most challenging part was finding someone to play versus in the multiplayer. It is dead like the bear that crashed into our frail planet. However, if you find someone to play with (versus and even co-op) you will enjoy it even more than tackling Insane Mode. [b][i] If you've read this far, go ahead and grab the game. I can practically see you drooling at your dusty screen. Whether you're a newcomer to turn-based strategy games or have never encountered humor, "Pit People" is a wild ride you won't want to miss! [b][i] [quote] If you liked my review, follow my page [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42670199-Lisko-reviews/] Lisko Reviews[/url] or read [url=https://steamcommunity.com/id/yankoro223/recommended/] other reviews[/url] in my profile [/quote]

As a Behemoth fan (played Alien Hominid HD, Castle Crashers, Battleblock Teather and now this) I can say that this game has the same kind of effort and love all the other games got from the studio. The soundtrack, style and narration are top-notch, and they heavily carry the game, and The Behemoth proves they can improve on the comedic style of their games. In my opinion, it's one of the better turn-based games of the 2010-2020 decade, and I finished this twice back in the Xbox One release. However, the main complaint a lot of people had (and still have) is the fact that the game plays very differently from all the other Behemoth titles: this is the first one that is a turn-based strategy game. This is where the takes get spicy, because I acknowledge that turn-based strategy is not for everyone, and it will definitely filter a lot of people that are used to the other Behemoth titles. If you are ok with turn-based strategy, do get this game, it's really fun and you can literally spend hundreds of hours on this. If you can't handle such gameplay, I'd recommend you to instead watch the story from YouTube, instead of comitting to the grind.

It's fun to play with your boyfriend until he says that you're selling and being cheeks because you can't kill a silly cupcake that keeps running away from you.

The cutscenes and fluff are all very amusing and funny. I've laughed several times in my time with the game. Unfortunately, the gameplay becomes very tedious after only a brief period. The fights feel like they take too long and the lack of control on who you're targeting makes it impossible to really focus an enemy down. If the fights had been a more quick and brutal affair it might have been worth a recommendation. Unfortunately, they stick around so long it makes the humor start to fall flat. I can't say that I hate the game. I'm just very disappointed.

"Эта игра находится в разработке. Она может измениться со временем и может быть не выпущена как конечный продукт. При покупке учитывайте, что эта игра не является готовым продуктом. Управляй судьбами отряда совершенно разных героев, путешествующих по...

I think people who love turn-based strategy games will enjoy Pit People more than typical Behemoth fans — and that’s why this game is dead. As someone who loves both, I can say this game is perfect for me, but I’m clearly in the minority. I tried looking up strategies to find viable ways to play, and was shocked by the lack of online discussion. I checked the Reddit community and found that the most recent post was from two years ago. There are only a few major videos on YouTube, and they’re all from eight years ago. That being said, 95% of this game’s charm is available in single-player, so even buying it now will still give you a great experience. Overall, get this game if you like turn-based combat — it’s a very unique take on the genre. And if you only like Behemoth games, I’d still recommend getting it if it's on a good sale. The hilarious charm and childish humor we love in Behemoth titles is definitely present in Pit People.

i put the people in the pit