Not Without My Poop

this game is super flipping harde i think like the hardest game i ever played I think but it has poop so its aweosme.

Proudest Completion Ever.

i love this ga,e

:)

This game exists solely as an excuse to spray your screen with poo.

RATING Terrible: 0 / 10 OVERALL I played this "game" in order for you not to have to. If I was not reviewing it, 3 minutes would be enough to know it's terrible. But I wanted to give it a fair shot, so I played for 1 hour beating 5 levels in that time. Yes, 20 minutes per level! And they are basically a small track with one or two obstacles. Which leads to the first part of this review: GAME MECHANICS The game mechanics are horrible! You are a beetle on top of a bowling ball they call poop. If you fall, it explodes. The thing is, any movement outside of the core of the ball (1.5 the size of your beetle) and you fall. There is no balancing and no momentum. Your character moves non stop. The hills and obstacles have no sense of depth. And there is a hidden cheap mechanic: if you are close to the ending point, an invisible gravitational field will pull you away from it. It's important to note that the ending point is a small circle not at the end of the stage, so you can pass by it. The ending point's hit detection is bad, so be prepared to be circling aroung it for quite a few minutes and careful not to fall otherwise you will have to start from the beginning. The key is to move slowly and just focus not to fall off the ball. But, since the mechanics are really bad, you will fall a lot for no reason at all. They should learn from Mario Party how to implement such walking over the ball mechanics. WHAT ABOUT THE LAUGHS? You might be thinking: So, the game is terrible and not worth playing, but will I have a gag? The answer is: No! The only gag you will have is a non-stop farting sound and the bowling ball they call poop exploding everytime you fall. After the first 3 or 4 times, which happen in the spam of a few seconds, it gets old. I had to mute it, there is no sound effects or track whatsoever besides the same fart sounds... IS THERE ANY GOOD PART? The best part of the game was the narrator at the beginning of each level talking about the beetle. But you won't be able to hear him, because of the farting sounds... HOW TO IMPROVE? Devs must learn how to implement over the ball movement mechanic and physics. Include a soundtrack. I would advise one soundtrack per level or at least per level design (farm, city etc). That will provide pace and variety. CONCLUSION AVOID THIS "GAME"!

Fun to mess around

This game is challenging and incredibly boring. I found it more frustrating to play than enjoyable.

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