Not Without My Poop

This game has changed my life. I was nothing before this game. My life was terrible and every waking moment was wasted before I played this game. I am a new person. I am a new man. The things I learned during my short time playing this masterpiece of media are far greater than anything I could have learned in school. I owe everything to this game, and so do you. Buy the game, and change your life like I have mine. I've only played this game for 100 hours and I haven't even begun to fully comprehend the true masterpiece that is Not Without My Poop. Here's to 100 more, and beyond.

Now hear me out, this game isn't complete crap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euUPQHVDX4Q Not Without My Poop is a simple concept with very straightforward mechanics. It's not amazing, revolutionary or anything like that but it at least offers entertainment for the price. The gameplay involves playing as a dung beetle on top of his giant ball of dung and attempting to roll it through levels. This sounds easy, but it's actually pretty dang hard to keep yourself on top of the ball while moving. I actually think the game could stand to be a bit more forgiving in how far you can slide down and still be able to save yourself. Obviously the entire concept of the game is a joke, but it thankfully doesn't only rely on a ball of poop on the screen being the joke. There was effort put in with voice narration and game design to give you a bit more than a singular fecal faux pas. Again it's a very simple concept and game. For $1.00 though you could get at least a half hour of entertainment if not more out of the gameplay. It's a real video game and that's all I ask for these days. If you found this review helpful, follow my curator page to see everything I cover. http://store.steampowered.com/curator/29029552/

I miss my wife and son

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From the store page: "WARNING: This game might be frustrating, as controlling the dung ball takes significant skill and hand-eye coordination." That quote needs to be changed to "WARNING: Controller strongly recommended.", as this game is next to impossible with keyboard controls. I'm either feeling intentional input lag or it's just a cranky old Unity version running NWMP, as getting beyond level one cannot be done. You have at best one second to correct errant movement by the beetle or you've failed your run, and sometimes even then you'll mess up. Some reviews claim this is Dark Souls hard, I'd wager DS is at least fun as with it you can improve. Not Without is not about skill, rather timing and a fair bit of luck in a game where repeated attempts just become boring real quick. Note if you have a controller and are still interested, Youtube gameplay clips make it appear as though NWMP is fairly easy with one so it might be worth your time in this case.

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