
The year is 1994 and it is the future. NO THING is a minimalistic surreal action game set in totalitarian regime of future. Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with important message to the Queen of Ice.
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Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $3.99 | 215reviews | 89% | — | $18.3K |
| $0.19−90% | 294ratings | 59% | — | not modelled | |
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Best thing to come out of the year 1994 is Spider-man the animated series.
Achievements don't work
[h1] Auto-runner with weird floating faces and empty levels. All you do is turn left or right and the speed increases with each turn. Not worth a penny. [/h1]
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Languages: English*, Polish*languages with full audio support
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 45 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
i did it! i beat the first level!!!!!!!!!!
And you run past Benjamin Franklin's head and gray identical skyscrapers, through crowds of cardboard people, through impossible mazes, trying not to fall, not to stumble, not to die. The road is merciless. It conceals turns to ambush you. It becomes a sequence of jumps where you can't just run. You have to fly and twist mid-air. Eventually you stop listening to the voice. Shut down your thoughts. Pure autopilot now. No other choice. Left, right, right, don't think, don't think... I'm just an office clerk lost in chromatic aberrations, and the queen awaits.
The image of my subconscious. Drugs when they hit all their phases. Totalitarianism regime of happiness but I’m just a simple ordinary office clerk. I’m not important. But somehow they’re proud of me. I was just 01 of 1994. Now I’m going to meet the queen. I think she got the message; she always knew. She knows I’m not just one. They’re not on my side, but they are in me. There are three of us. Only one said goodbye, though.
What does this guy think he is, an Indian? What is he, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *sshole? What the f*ck is he doin’? Not ever, no way Now he’s Johnny Hammersticks. Hammerin' away like he’s freakin’ Tommy Noble, the hell’s he doin’? Thinks he’s... thinks he's got it goin’ bossa nova, No way, no way… What is this garbage? What is this? Oh I’m king of the trees, I’m the tree-meister … I count on them. When sometimes I pry, I like to [unintelligible] Yeah right …. yeeeah right This guy’s a [redacted]. The guy’s some sort of [redacted] Indian in the teepee. Ooh, this guy thinks he’s Captain Knots? He thinks he’s Captain Tying Knots, when everyone needs some knots tied they go to him - BULL. SH*T. Bullsh*t [unintelligible] such a b*tch, he thinks he’s Miss Sand, drinking out of cups…bein’ a b*tch How ‘bout her fist? How bout her [unintelligible] Tired of the little kid in the background f*ckin’ goin’ craaazzzaayy Who’s this guy? Mr. Balloons. Mr. Balloon Hands. No way. No way, get real. Like those things Mr. Walk Way. Mr. Walk Down Me, I’m The Walk Way … lead me to the building - f*ck you 5, 6, 4, 3 Yeeaheh Right! Here’s some stupid b*tch. Who paid for that floor? Not me. No way! Never payin’ for no floor ever again. Not ONCE, not NEVA! Nope - Who’s chair is that? Who brought that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chair here - that's not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem - that’s what I say
Average day in slovenia
Um dos melhores jogos que eu ja joguei, otima gameplay e narrativa profunda, eu super recomendo para qualquer pessoa O jogo não é "hard", ele é bem intuitivo <33
we need chinese. 我们需要中文。商店页面已好评,差评为广大中文玩家呼吁中文。 无中文可玩,1内推荐入库。 202211下,t a o宝,支付宝红包,杉果,本平台,本平台充值折扣掉卡,indie gala,fanatical,humble,daily indie game,loot boy,它处自定义包入的本体约3元。爱人如己,目前就这,看以后追评。有中文的游戏请耐心自研体验乐趣,攻略指南尽量不用。不建议使用外挂,插件,作弊之类的,游戏都要这样搞,那现实里那更是如此了。兄弟萌,强烈建议不要第三方平台的小店买y u额,通过饰品等挂steam市场转的,高概率red信乃至封号,且行且珍惜。
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