MULLET MADJACK

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MY CEREBELLUM HAS MELTED INTO A NEON PUDDLE OF GLITTER AND RAGE. [b]THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME. THIS IS AN ILLEGAL CHEMICAL SUBSTANCE DISGUISED AS A STEAM DOWNLOAD. IT DOES NOT RUN ON YOUR PC; IT POSSESSES YOUR MOTHERBOARD AND DEMANDS BLOOD SACRIFICES IN THE NAME OF 1990s CYBER-ANIME.[/b] Mullet Mad Jack does not care about your health, your family, or your fragile perception of linear time. You have [u][b]10 SECONDS TO LIVE.[/b][/u] You are a walking, talking biological pipe bomb. If you do not slide-tackle through a plate-glass window and delete a synthetic corporate robot’s skull from existence within the next heartbeat, your soul is instantly evicted from reality. [b]SENSORY OVERLOAD LEVEL: [u]MAXIMA[/u][/b] ◦ [b]THE VISUALS:[/b] Imagine shoving a neon glowstick down a VHS player’s throat, setting it to 400x fast-forward, and slamming it into your cerebral cortex. I can see through time now. I can smell the color hot pink. ◦ [b]THE AUDIO:[/b] The synthwave basslines are vibrating at a frequency that has rearranged my internal organs. My liver is currently in my chest cavity and it’s doing the running man. ◦ [b]THE GAMEPLAY:[/b] A kaleidoscope of hyper-violence. Punch a robot? [b]+2 SECONDS OF EXISTENCE.[/b] Blow up a floor? [b]CONGRATULATIONS, MODERATOR, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BREATHE FOR ANOTHER BLINK OF AN EYE.[/b] It is a perpetual motion machine of pure, unadulterated dopamine. "I saw God while playing this game. He was wearing aviators, sporting a pristine 10/10 mullet, and he told me to never stop left-clicking." [b]THE ASCENDED VERDICT:[/b] ◦ [b]BUY IT?[/b] YES. BUY IT FOR YOURSELF. BUY IT FOR YOUR NEIGHBOR. BUY IT FOR YOUR PET FISH SO THEY CAN FEEL THE RAGE. ◦ [b]PLAY IT?[/b] YES. UNTIL YOUR CORNEAS BURN REVERSIBLE LASER BURNS INTO THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL. ◦ [b]CURRENT STATUS:[/b] My teeth are vibrating at Mach 7. I tried to type this review with my fingers but they moved so fast they turned into pure plasma and fused with the keyboard. [b]FINAL SCORE:[/b] A BILLION TRILLION NEON VOLTS OUT OF 10⁠ (ERROR: BRAIN RESPONDING ONLY IN SYNTH BASS)

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Геймплейно прям неоч. Но сеттинг, визуал, шутейки, олдовые отсылки - 10 из 10. Разок пройти - пойдет.

изумительная игра. если вам понравилась хотлайн мияги, то могу настоятельно рекомендовать этот шедевр. игра не позицианируется, как серьёзная и это круто. сюжет максимально старается идти в незамысловатость и амаж на старые японские мультики. атмосфера синтвейва - это вообще отдельный разговор. могу лишь заявить об одном маленьком недостатке - это малый уклон музыки в что-то более драйвовое, потому музыка из игры не особо врезается в воспоминаниях, однако по атмосфере и остальным аспектам - это высший сорт!

## What I Liked - Gameplay feels fantastic and the flow you reach with the speed works extremely well. - The weapons are so fun and varied. Had a great time with each one. - The upgrades really change the run, but you don't need them to complete it. - Music and visuals nail the theme the game is trying to nail. - The 'one-liners' when you enter the floor are hilarious for the absurdity of hearing such good life advice. ## What I Didn't Like - Honestly not much. Had a crash happen while on an endless run, but I can't entirely blame that on the game. - There are a handful of upgrades that are in my opinion, completely useless. Feels bad when your store is full of those instead of something fun. ## Gameplay This is where the game is going to exceed. The movement feels super fluid and you are given enough tools to help keep that speed moving without being punished for a single mistake. There were floors I first started and got massacred on, but I'm left with the impression that my own mistakes are what got me there. It never feels unfair despite the high difficulty. Which is actually worth mentioning that I chose one of the harder difficulties, but there are a ton of options that let you tune it in how you want it. ## Graphics & Sound The stylized graphics for this are very smooth and one the enemies designs help you recognize them even while you are moving so fast. There are tons of other little touches that I think sell the 80's Anime aesthetic more, but the stand out to me is the glitch effects that happen. Something about how fluid those look just appeals to me at a fundamental level. Of note, the soundtrack is super solid and it keeps pace with the gameplay. ## Would I Recommend It? Yes! ### Who Should Skip It If you don't like the idea of a run based level, even though there are difficulties that remove some roguelike elements, it probably isn't going to appeal to you as the game feels like it is supposed to be played like that. ## PC Spec CPU: i7-14700K Memory: 32GB Video Card: RTX 3080 Storage Type: NVMe Monitor resolution: 5120x1440 (this game does not fill the screen for this resolution)