Monsters are Coming!

It's a bug-ridden mess, and they're constantly churning out new DLCs—a total cash grab—while the Endless Mode is an absolute nightmare even on high-end machines. When the game itself drops the FPS down to the 1–2 FPS range because it’s a pile of unoptimized spaghetti code, you really get the feeling that the game is a secret crypto miner, since it pushes graphics cards to their absolute limit without actually being graphically demanding. Stuttering pixel crap. Oh, and for achievement hunters, this game is also a total waste because some Steam achievements are locked behind DLCs—you need the DLC content just to even access the challenges for the achievements.

А игра точно должна падать до 5 фпс на rtx5070? Там всего 7 башен 13/13, откуда лаги В целом приятно побегать, но оптимизацию ждём всем сердцем

Jałowy grind, nie czuć aby różne buildy robiły różnię. Od początku wieje nudą.

需要继续优化更新 仆从数量多的时候容易卡在城堡内 不出去~ 肉鸽成熟大后期 画面爆炸 帧数炸裂下降！我这配置后端都卡 导致无法游玩

What is common with other games: 1. Run away from red circles 2. Bosses get 10 sec of invulnerability each time their hp drops by 10% so that fight lasts pre-defined amount of time no matter what. 3. Endlessly reroll trash perks until you roll good one, pure gamble What is different: 1. I can't imagine what hard trip they were on when they came up with this, but this game is about.. a city... that rolls / walks - whatever it does to.... move on a road.....

Boa mecanica de jogo

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