LORT

i finished the demo in 8.4 hours! oh wait that was the game, omg! I honestly cannot believe you guys launched, even EA, with so little content. you guys get "Lorting" and Lort-out, some Lorty content and this review might change to a more positive Lort! Now get your Lorts in gear and make some content!! because currently it is barely a passable demo! ! !

I’ve seen games with bad balance. But this is a special case: a game where the developers apparently didn’t even try to create any balance at all. Before the patch, the “Medium” difficulty was absurdly hard for no logical reason — the second area was basically impassable. Then a patch came out... and instead of actually fixing anything, the creators of this masterpiece simply renamed the difficulty levels. “Medium” became “Veteran,” and “Easy” became “Adventurer.” Except Easy stayed absurdly easy. I mean really easy - so easy that you’d be better off playing some free MMO. At least there you’d get better visuals, more locations, more abilities, and more characters. And what is now presented as the “Normal” difficulty is so easy that it’s simply boring. Both the archer and the wizard feel awful to play. Instead of somehow balancing ranged attacks, the developers simply made the attack speed ridiculously slow. Between shots, you have enough time to go take a ♥♥♥♥, make yourself some tea, and help your grandma in the garden - and I’m not talking about special attacks. I mean regular basic attacks. Oh, and if you think you’re going to quickly unlock the killer frog - the only genuinely interesting character - and happily start slicing goblin asses open, which might at least somewhat justify the price of the game, think again. She’s hidden somewhere up the ass end of nowhere, while a timer is ticking away - yet another piece of game-design vomit the developers apparently just had to smear on top of this ♥♥♥♥ cake as the cherry on top. So you don’t exactly have much time to look for her. And if you want another chance to reach the level where you can find that frog, you’ll have to replay the first level all over again. You can probably imagine how much fun that is. In short, this is a very poorly made parody slasher. Looking cheap would be forgivable if it were actually fun to play, but it isn’t. I don’t recommend it. There are plenty of better ways to spend even the relatively small amount of money the developers are asking for this game.

I'll come back in 1,000 hours and let you know if me wife left me.

brabor

This game is like a worse risk of rain idk. Too many stats, a lot of which seemingly do nothing and should be built naturally into leveling up (non existent), only 5 characters btw. Idk it just wasnt fun lol

Not fun

Vibes are good, gameplay is fun. Playing with friends is a 10/10 experience, alone takes it to like a 7/10. This is meant to have a discord full, maybe a couple of brewskis.

goy slop