Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are old and angry and you've just been kicked out of your retirement home. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Prices
Each in the currency that store quoted — not converted: the gap between two rows is the publisher's pricing, not an exchange rate.
Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.29/day in the week to Sep 14 → 0.6/day in the week after.
About
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, Epic publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $2.24−85% | 3.9Kreviews | 82% | — | $208.3K |
| $14.99 | 1.1Kratings | 85% | — | not modelled | |
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 133 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Overall fun sandbox, my younger cousins played this a lot, they dont mind the guts spilling.
это пизда
Real funny
Media
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Every market we collect.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,402 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 133 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
zajebista
soooooooooooooooooo bad
Such a good game you should play it its so fun
Пенсионер на ракете с клоунским носом, игра очень реалистична.
Me when I get old
я избил друга
Good
Active players
Estimated daily and monthly active players (DAU/MAU) modeled from peak concurrency.
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
Players also reviewed
The games this title's players most often review too — audience affinity.
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| Game | Estimated lifetime revenue | Reviews | Review score | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $208.2K | 1.2K | 92% | $9.99 | |
| $208.3K | 390 | 54% | $14.99 | |
| $208.3K | 412 | 46% | $24.99 | |
| $208.2K | 692 | 63% | $19.99 | |
| $208.1K | 733 | 77% | $19.99 | |
| $208.4K | 527 | 56% | $9.99 |
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| $27.3M | 138K | 97% | $9.99 | |
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| $2M | 4.5K | 90% | $14.99 | |
| $287.8K | 2K | 57% | $4.99 | |
| $272.9K | 2.1K | 68% | $4.99 | |
| $263.4K | 1.9K | 61% | $4.99 |