Dude Simulator

best 19 min of my life. god i wish it was still 2018..

Despite "positive" joke reviews, you should absolutely not buy this game. You can't save your progress. There is only one slider for Audio. You cannot adjust game sounds and music separately. Either listen to the same "song" on loop or never hear when enemies approach. Of course, many things in the game such as completing a purchase at a shop have no audio in the first place so it doesn't matter much. There are no control bindings or instructions on what the controls are. Controls are often bugged. For example, when you die to the "police" (regular NPCs in sunglasses) you respawn in the jail. Very frequently you'll be unable to open the door to exit. You can't adjust the FOV, so be prepared for constant motion sickness. Many people can't adjust the resolution settings (see the Discussions section) and the only fix appears to be to edit the setting in your registry keys. I played enough to give it a fair try and then let it idle for the trading cards. It's clear that the "dev" of this game only made enough of a "game" to sell it for the trading cards. Overall, this game is an unfinished asset flip that is probably a rip-off even if you get it for free. Don't buy it. Don't get it in a bundle. Don't support this dev or their other projects. If you want a game you can get trading cards from there are plenty more out there that give you an actual game as well.

Finally a game without scary gender called "woman"

can't bang no broads in this i feel like frank

Dude breaks my reality, I am happy hostage of his torn sneakers. Let physics itch, I enjoy being flying trash.

Recently my entire family died in a car accident, my cat had to be put down, I got stage four cancer, my last two apartments burned down, I got stabbed in the heart, my wife divorced me, my favorite band made a song about how much of a whiny ♥♥♥♥♥ I am, Steve went to London and Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn, somebody keeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my mail box, I'm in dept with the mob, the store told me to come back when I'm a little richer, I got drafted for World War 3, Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ recently divorced wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ex wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," But when I hear "This is police" I'm reassured that everything will be alright.

сгорела видеокарта

Когда эта игра вышла было ваще прикольно, а щас это просто мусор, который ваще не имеет смысла существовать в этом мире, но так как эта игра моего детства, то всё равно имба