How to Fish

Very fun

DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. I don't know what happened to us... We started this game thinking it was going to be some stupid fishing game. Fish . Upgrades. Drips. Bosses. Flying Whales. Thirteen hours later, my friend and I sit in silence, staring at the screen like we just witnessed our families getting brutally murdered and boiled alive, witnessed something no one is ever supposed to see. This game changes you. At first, you're excited to catch rare stuff.... then you start falling into the hypnosis of this video game. Baits. Islands. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish... Then you sit alone pondering. You need the f*cking Drip Stonefish... And that's when you realize the game has won. We beat the final boss. We finished the game. WE had everything... But that was never meant to be the end. The ocean is too quiet. The islands feel abandoned. The fish don't even feel like fish anymore. Every new sea-creature feels like something that should have remained undiscovered. The seagulls... They don't belong in this game. They exist solely to make your life miserable. You can be peacefully sailing across the ocean, minding your own f*cking business, and then suddenly... Seagulls... You hear them. They hear you They see you. You see them. You know they're coming. There is no peace anymore. Eventually you stop asking "What bait do I need for this kind of fish?" and start asking "Why am I still here?" My friend and I have lost our countless hours to this video game. We know every lure. every island. every fish. every drip variant. we know too much. IF YOU ARE READING THIS BEFORE PLAYING THE GAME. DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR THE STONEFISH. NEVER DISCOVER WHAT'S BENEATH THE OCEAN. THE DEEP OCEAN MUST REMAIN UNDISCOVERED. Some games are meant to be completed. and this one should have been left in the deep ocean. F*CK THE SEAGULLS.