Horse Magnifier: The Full Horse

You disgust me. Your avarice and hatred cloud and distort your mind. You will never get into heaven after what you have done to those poor creatures. You will Burn in Hell for your Sins. I feel sick to my stomach. 8.5/10

2020s defining puzzle spectacle i <3 u Horse Magnifier

I'm so glad horses aren't real, this game gives you a glimpse onto how truly terrifying a reality where horses exist would be. It sickens me.

This game has horses

Play this game if you enjoy Toccata and Fugue in D minor

This is truly the most enlightening experience of my life. I feel as though this game unlocked the part of my brain that had never yet been seen before. I will now dream of horses for the next several months. Every horse I see on the street, I will ponder what it is truly like to place a magnifying glass upon their skin. I will cry myself to sleep at nights knowing I am too broke to own a real horse so that I may bear the painful mistake of being born into poverty. £2 was a small price to pay for this slice of heaven. Game of the Century.