Gabe Newell Simulator

It's bad. It would be one thing if it was truly a gag game with a ton of stupid easter eggs and secrets, but it's not outside the first and last levels (which you need to restart the game to play). It's a barely playable shooter as your mouse cursor remains always on screen and may frequently send the game into background. Frustrating. Level 5 (i think) is the only vaguely competently made level. Full of glitches and crashes. Many collectibles are unable to be picked up at all. Levels 2-7 have no bearing on the story or contain silly references, they are exclusively mediocre. Many rooms contain nothing at all, neither pickups or enemies, just wasted space full of stock assets. The game has a built-in grenade function, but there are no grenades! Why? Even the built-in clicker game is as bare-bones of a clicker game I've ever played, it's missing more than you thought possible from a clicker. The Portal DLC is also bad, not because the mechanics don't work, but because there's no content; it's basically empty. 2/10 - like half life, portal, and team fortress, it will never go above a 2

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This game was bought to me by my friend and yet i thought it was too expensive. Nevertheless, fighting aliens as the doomslayer gabe newell was my childhood dream and i really want to thank the developper for providing me such an opportunity.

> do nothing > win