DR LIVESEY ROM AND DEATH EDITION

This game made me slav squat.

[h2] Создатель ачивок садист [/h2] Графика выполнена в ретро-стиле с мрачными и выразительными пикселями, что отлично дополняет общую атмосферу безысходности и опасности. Звуковое сопровождение это уже легендарный элемент игры Геймплей держит в напряжении: каждый бой требует внимательности и умения быстро реагировать, а случайно генерируемые уровни и события добавляют реиграбельности. Игра не прощает ошибок, что делает каждое прохождение уникальным испытанием. [b][u]От меня: 7 рома из 10.[/u][/b] 
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This is a big meme, even if it's free I wouldn't totally play, even for a joke. Hurts my head to play this TBH.

I don't understand how anyone can play this.

how much crack cocaine did the devs of this game smoke?

It's a fun roguelike with little player choice that starts out fun but horrifically overstays its welcome with skill-less grindy achievements. It's based on a Russian meme of the 1988 Russian "Treasure Island" which in itself is so bizarre that it warped my mind the way a spoon might warp jello. There's lots of weird bad electronic music and tons of items you pick up with no in-game explanation. No matter how well you play you will get instakilled at some point by something. You can't see many of the projectiles, the game hides cannons behind leaves so you can't even see them and your player sprite blocks half the screen. Eventually I understood the "flow" of the game and got an A+ ranking in a few hours. The remaining achievements were just grinding, the most egregious being defeating a single boss 40 times. You might play the game for 3 hours and only encounter the boss once, so it's just awful. The game said I was top 10 on the global leaderboard after a 5 hour session before I died without even understanding why, and yet I still had not unlocked all the achievements even after all that. So, as I said earlier, beautiful graphics, a cool presentation and a generally fun game but unfortunately the lack of player choice makes much of it random chance and having to grind over and over to unlock the achievements is a nightmare that makes it truly enraging if you're a completionist.

Как мем-игра довольно неплохо, на часок залипнуть пойдёт. Но вот кто придумывал ачивки- сущий дъявол, какие еще 40 пьянчуг?!