
Steal donuts to feed your fat cryptid wife or die trying! Donuts for Deer Teeth is a top-down, roguelite brawler where your only goal is to steal whatever you can get your grubby little raccoon paws on before shoving it in the face of some weird deer-faced skull thing.
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"Something stirs in the woods. It is ancient. It is hungry... for donuts."
You are Hoodie. Chronically unemployable and with a chip on your shoulder, you come across something in the woods. Something ancient, something that needs helps. Something... called Mari!
Steal donuts!
Feed them to your cryptid wife to build her strength!
Fast paced top down brawling; dive in swinging!
Beat up "cops!" Knock them senseless or crater them with your tits!
Try out 7 unique weapons across 7 unique levels!
Fatten Mari up to 7 levels of size!
Talk to a variety of weirdos!
Uncover some mysterious goings-on in the woods outside town...

This game has a large focus on fetish content and is unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18.
This game contains light horror elements (no gore tho)
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Languages: English
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I ain't exactly a fan of watching buddies get big and round but tis a fun time. Is entertaining being able to make your tits so comically large it has to make them see-through tho.
What an amazing game! The art is absolutely gorgeous, every single character is drawn with love and all of them are quite gifted. Related to this, while it was delightful to TIT-SMASH characters into the ground, the boob size needed for this obscures a significant portion of the screen, especially on the dark levels. Still, worth it, I say, but your mileage may vary. The weapons are quite satisfying as well, though I wish we could permanently down the cops without their final moments being the sight of out mountainous tits coming down upon them. We have a baseball bat, a pig trap, a ball to ricochet, an area-of-effect poison gun, a sturdy boot for kicking, and a grappling hook for mobility. Their sound design is also out of this world. Go and feed your wild wood wife!
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Hours played at review time, across 55 reviews with recorded playtime.
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i love my cryptid wife
This is a short game, but quite fun, got quite the quirky characters (loved checking all the cameos that would change every time I went to the hub area), very simple gameplay loop, and the dialogue with the beast from the forest was very interesting, kind of a subtle-not-so-subtle acab + take care of the environment aesop going on. Another thing I loved is that - and this took me until the end of the first playthrough to figure out because I had been hoarding it all for the forest beast - [spoiler]if you eat a lot of donuts and your tits get big, you can permanently kill enemies with their heft[/spoiler]. I thought that was hilarious, but also quite interesting to have a certain gameplay reward for taking certain decisions during the game, as the resources aren't infinite I wasn't that big of a fan of the ending, but it's nothing major, just not my thing, but it was kinda fun watching it happen... the only real criticism I'd have with the game is that... the dark areas are just a bit TOO dark, annoyingly so, "squinting my eye and hurting my eyes to see a bit" so. I wish things weren't as dark, or at least the self-illuminating circle around the main character were a tad bit bigger. It just made some bits towards the end grating to deal with. But besides all this, it is a very fun little game, I recommend it, go support indie devs!
Kinda sweet honestly. Love it... titties needs to be even bigger tho.
My wife asked for donuts, and I'll give it to them, wether they like it or NOT.
pretty good game if your into this kinda of fetish me personally not a huge fan but i do enjoy rogue like games but to get an idea imagine hotline miami but instead of ptsd jacket gets into fat fetish
finding out about this game is the BEST thing to ever happen to me 10/10 fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are in it.
amazing game, umazing if you will.
Hotline Miami if it was good Also someone should get Pyrocynical to make a video on this game
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