
WELCOME TO SATIRE ON SATIRE! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors destroying the world and enforcing their absurd ideology in this hilariously fast-paced retro FPS. Control the fearless BULLDOG and fight back for common sense against political correctness!
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Get ready for a wild, hilarious ride! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors who’ve captured the world and enforced their absurd ideology. Push back against corporate political correctness and prove common sense still wins.

The story of DOGENSTEIN takes place in a world consumed by totalitarian "WOKE" rule. It is governed with an iron fist by a ruthless oligarch known only as the Prince, who has seized control of corporations, the media, and the entire state.
Every pocket of resistance has been wiped out. Anyone who dares oppose the imposed ideology is marked for destruction. Dissidents are literally ground into mountains of putrid biomass.
The world has completely lost its mind. Common sense has been outlawed. Only one mission remains: fight your way through this nightmare and bring down the empire of "WOKE" absurdity.
The world has fallen under the Prince's rule and the control of his loyal "WOKE" puppets.
But one dog refused to submit. Carve your way through endless hordes of enemies, tear down the empire of absurdity, and dive into the most insane, fast-paced boomer shooter you've ever played!

Blast your way through 13 action-packed levels, each filled with unique gags, chaotic set pieces, hidden secrets, and memorable moments.
Battle armies of ideological "WOKE" fanatics and champions of cancel culture as you bring their politically correct empire crashing down.
Take control of the fearless BULLDOG and challenge the Prince's regime.
A lightning-fast retro FPS inspired by the golden age of 1990s shooters.
Explore the twisted world of "Cancel Culture" - prisons, cities, human-processing factories, and other bizarre locations.
Enjoy authentic old-school pixel art inspired by classic retro shooters.
An electrifying Retrowave soundtrack.
Brutal, edgy, and absurdly funny dialogue packed with dark humor.
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actual poo
if a burp and a fart made a video game...
Spend $3. Smoke a little. Kill woke ♥♥♥♥ heads. 10/10
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Languages: English*, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Russian*languages with full audio support
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It's a meme game. I don't think its intended to be taken seriously. Basically, this game requires nearly no skill. You run around and kill 4-5 possible enemies which all die in one shot from any of the weapons. The bosses are simple. The main character spouts a repetitive set of one-liners with a thick eastern European accent. It gets repetitive. Get it if you like. Its cheap but you will get tired of the "eat ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥", "♥♥♥♥ happens...to you", and "your final form.....♥♥♥♥". Its the Al Green of video games I suppose.
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this slop must've been made by some woke idiot for it to be this bad
DOGENSTEIN is the kind of game that knows exactly what it’s trying to parody and commits to the bit. It’s a retro-style boomer shooter packed with fast movement, old-school gunplay, and enough satire to start an argument in the comments section.
So this is obviously a meme game, but it fails both the meme part and the game part. Shooting part is super basic and barely adequate, maps are really basic and totally linear, there are zero fun mechanics, and enemies are all boring. And on the meme part, the edginess is repeating the same swearword every second with AI voice, there are no jokes, memes, or even edginess beyond one swearword in a loop. There are so many better meme games out there.
I haven't seen something be such good ragebait for both liberal and conservative people in a while. Do yourself a favour and look at any of the other reviews here and look inside the community hub. IMO the use of AI in the voice-overs and cover art make it so much worse and polarising in a very funny way. Really cheap, very simple fun, you can beat this in an afternoon. Only complaint is that it is too easy if you are used to other quake/doom clones. 10/10 boomer shooter that actually pulls through with the bit
The game where you can erase woke trash out of existence and fix dating market balance.
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