DOGENSTEIN

ai slop thats completed in 3 hours, only good for achievement hunting

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I bought the game just to laugh at the soy boys in the review comments

Well.... Finally a counter from the conservative side in the ongoing culture war. It's good to see someone push back against woke culture... But this wasn't it. It's so grotesque, it almost comes across as a parody of the trad side, rather than good satire of woke culture. Example: The developer criticizes a central focus on ♥♥♥♥ and piss the woke side is supposed to have - only to then make the whole game itself about ♥♥♥♥ and piss. Every second word in this game is ♥♥♥♥ and it's the punchline of almost every gag. It saddened me to see it turned out like this - this is not what conservatism stands for. Lead by example, not by copying the things you think they're doing wrong. The one liners were stale and often made little to no sense. The whole voiceover is AI, as well as ingame cutscenes and MAYBE even textures - I'm willing to overlook this, since it's a one man developer. There were some weird grammar and spelling mistakes, making me believe that the whole game might be more than only AI-assisted, DESPITE the game saying in the intro that the game was made by a human. My full playthrough took 2.3 hours - as a boomer shooter fan I was not very thrilled with level design, the secrets but especially the weapons lacked concept. There is no need to use the rocket launcher, since the egg tube launcher just is better in every aspect. And in most cases, Shotgun, pistol and machine gun are enough for every of the 5 enemy types there are. The boss fights were uninspired and very easy to beat. TL;DR: A bland, uninspired piece of satire which aims to criticize woke culture, but sabotages the conservative standpoint more than achieving to criticize it's enemy. The finnish boomer shooter "White Hell" did a much better job in criticizing society and ideology. Final verdict: 3/10, cause I like the concept in principle and boomer shooters have a spot in my heart - but this aint it, unfortunately.

ARE YOU TIRED OF WOKE S**T?! ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR TESTOSTRONE BEING STOLEN WHILE YOU SLEEP? TIRED OF SEXUAL DEGENERACY?! WAKE UP DUDE, IT'S TIME FOR DOGENSTEIN! BRUTAL JOHN 2? MORE LIKE WOKE JOHN 2! DOGENSTEIN TAKES NO S**T! PUTTING THESE WOKE PIECES OF S**T IN S**T BAGS DAY AND NIGHT!! DUKE NUKEM? MORE LIKE WOKE NUKEM! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN DUKE'S VOICE ACTOR?! HE'S WOKE AS S**T! GET YOUR GUNS AND TAKE BACK FREEDOM!! LET'S STICK IT TO CHINA AND THEIR BRIBERY MONEY LAUNDERING TO THESE WOKE AS S**T COMPANIES!! BURN THE FLAGS OF "V.I.P." AND NOT TOLLERATE IT ANYMORE!! ENOUGH OF THIS S**T!! DOGENSTEIN HAS HAD IT TOO!! LET'S GET RID OF ALL THE S**T AND END WOKENESS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!* *This review is not satire. The following actually does reflect the views and opinions of me. Anyone feeling offended can eat their woke s**t. **I'm dead serious.

I'll start by saying that I find the woke ♥♥♥♥ as annoying as anybody, but not as annoying as this game. The main character is a dog who has kind of a quasi Mexican accent and seems to be a coprophiliac because he talks about doodoo constantly, like seriously every few seconds. The jokes are constant and none of them are funny. The really dumb part is that the core gameplay isn't bad and with more effort put in could have actually been good but the developer thought it was a better idea to spend his time making redundant and unfunny dialog about poop, globalists and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than it would be for him to make the game fun. This is less a satire of woke culture and more like what woke people think normies sound like. You want a old school shooter that isn't woke play Duke Nukem 3d , this is shovel ware disguised as social commentary.

It's actually... funny. Game is so over the top it really leans into hilarious absurdity... but somehow it does mirror what our modern society has devolved into. Way more enjoyable than i expected. 10/10 goty, Doggenstain save us from woke tyranny pls