DOGENSTEIN

Unbearably unfunny slop.

This game pretends to be a boomer shooter parody about the woke culture, but it fails on both the boomer shooter front as well as on the woke parody part. Let's start with the latter: As other reviewers have mentioned, this game really just more about feces than anything else -- it really seems like the developer figured out that he could make an AI text-to-speech synthesizer say words like $h!t and the f-word, found that incredibly funny and decided to make a game whose primary task is to say the s-word as many times as possible -- sure, when I discovered the "say" command in my Amiga 500's workbench as a 10-year old, I also found it pretty funny to make it say things that were pretty inappropriate for my age back then, but making it say one the same curse word for two hours gets boring pretty quickly. The only references to the "woke" culture are really just a bunch of rainbow flags and a few textures showing the letters "woke" -- everything else in this game is really just about feces. I am not offended by this type of "joke", because I am a person that is very hard to offend in general, but is just incredibly bland and it gets old in about 30 seconds. Now let's get to the "hilariously fast-paced retro FPS" aka "boomer shooter" part: This is a really lame shooter. Period. There are effectively just three types of enemies in this game: the blue melee orcs, which run towards you in a straight line just begging to be shot, a flying melee drone doing just the same and about three or four types of armed enemies, which stand around in the same spot without moving, again just begging to be shot -- there is absolutely nothing fast-paced about this game. The weapon selection is pretty standard, but since most of the levels are pretty claustrophobic, I have made about 95% of all kills by using the shotgun, which is a one-hit-kill weapon for most enemy types, and so there is no motivation to even try out any other weapons, especially as the game drowns you in ammo. The levels are absolutely linear, pretty unspectacular, contain some annoying platforming section and show you nothing that you haven't already seen a dozen times before -- except for lots of feces, of course. All in all, the shooter game-play can only be described as bland and mediocre at best. If there is one positive thing that I can say about this game then that is that the AI generated electronic soundtrack is actually nice -- it is in fact so nice that it feels completely misplaced in this game... In total, I really don't see why I should recommend this to anyone -- there are a lot of really good boomer shooters out there just waiting to be played, so you miss nothing if you just pass this one.

ai slop game with hazbin tier humor targeted at american rightards who enjoy playing ♥♥♥♥

This game is so peak i love this ♥♥♥♥

Stupidest game i have ever played but thats why its so fun. I love seeing stuff where the dev really doesnt care if they are going to get canceled or not and they just make and do whatever they want. Really fun and really stupid, though there might not be enough ♥♥♥♥. P.S : This actually gave me motivation to work on my own game project thanks a lot man!

Music is good, doggo is fun, there are 13 levels with different themes. For this price I definitely recommend. Maybe word ♥♥♥♥ is little overused, but otherwise ok. Play in Hotdog difficulty. Playtime is a lie, forgot game running.

das Spiel an sich ist jetzt eher so meh... die Idee ist Klasse, der Stil eines Postal, Duke Nukem etc. sie Gags natürlich auch.

Я уже сбился со счёту, сколько раз бульдог сказал слово "Дерьмо"? Спонсор обзора "Аутизм Артёма Миронова"