Bum Simulator

symulator bydgoszczy

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This is the best $6 I have ever spent in my entire life I don't think I have or ever can have more fun for under 10 dollars.This game was unique it was funny, yes it has its issues but my god I hope they make a sequel If they do I will happily spend $40 on it because this was truly a unique and great time

Symulator życia po liceum humanistycznym

Pełna humoru i absurdu gra, w której kraftujemy przedmioty do walki z innymi żulami, budujemy bazę, gotujemy dziwne potrawy oraz przejmujemy wrogie meliny. Krok po kroku odkrywamy też, dlaczego mówimy jak jaskiniowiec. Luźna gra.

This game is a MASTERPIECE. At a first glance it looks like a simple game that you play for fun, a game without purpose. Then as you start digging the game, playing it through. You realise that this game is much more than a simple silly game. This game will take you on a spiritual journey. This game is about justice, friendship and creativity. Throughout the game, you will realise that you take your life for granted and that you need to appreciate it more than anything. You play as a bum, a braindead bum who can not speak, you can only make sounds. You have a friend. Not a normal one, but a shopping cart. His name is Carl. Throughout the game you and Carl will go on many adventures and missions together. You will even be separated from him, but real friends will always be there for each other. In the city you live there are two rival gangs. The creeps and your enemy, “The Bugs”. You will rescue your fellow creeps from being harassed by Bugs, you will fight against them. Until you take over the city's 5 bases. For your weapon you will have pigeons. You will have 3 types of pigeons. Rocket pigeons, tornado pigeons and pecker pigeons. They will help you fight these evil Bugs. I would really like to tell you more about the story of this game, but it is too good to be talked about, you NEED to experience it. The game felt like a spiritual journey. When I finished the story, I felt like a changed man. I started to appreciate life more than ever. The combination of humor and reality that you will not see in any other game adds on the brilliance of this game. The cruel jokes, the rude language, it feels that you are in real life. Where all the language filters are off. You can flip off people, you can even piss on people. If you want you can punch them in the face. You are a bum, that’s your everyday life, to piss off people. This game gives the freedom of doing what you want whenever you want. That is what I like about this game, the freedom. So in conclusion, this game is a life changer. I can not express how good this game is. You just need to download it and try it for yourself. I know that the 20€ price tag is scary, but I can tell you. It is DEFINITELY worth it. So do not wait, buy this game and change your life for the better. 10/10

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