American Theft 80s

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Perfect ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Okay ☐ Bad ☐ Very stylized ☐ They're what they should be for what the game is ☐ MS Paint could make something better ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Fantastic ☑ Excellent ☐ Perfect ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Meh ☐ Bad, but playable ☐ Just go watch paint dry ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Amazing ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not to bad ☐ Alright ☐ Bad ☐ My ears are bleeding ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Babies ☑ Young kids ☑ Young teens ☑ Older teens ☑ Adults ☑ Old people ☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level ☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity ☑ Anyone that is alive ☑ No one, not even your dog ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Just average ☐ A little better than average ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Better than good ☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy ☐ NASA ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Can choose your difficulty setting ☐ No difficulty needed ☐ Just press 'W" ☐ Easy ☑ Medium ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Verry Difficult ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if you like to collect things ☐ Only if you care about steam achievements ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Only if you care about rankings/placements/leaderboards/etc. ☑ Average grind level ☐ A little grindy ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second life, maybe some macros, & a will to live for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ Story? What story? ☐ No Story ☐ Twilight was a better love story than this ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ 1-2 Hours ☐ 2-5 Hours ☐ 5-10 Hours ☐ 10-20 Hours ☑ 20-50 Hours ☐ 50+ Hours ☐ 100+ Hours ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Replayablity }--- ☐ You won't even finish it the first time ☐ None, once was enough ☐ Not that kind of game ☐ You don't stop playing this kinda game, ever ☑ Maybe once or twice, to try something new ☐ You'll want to get every single possible ending & secret there is ☐ You'll pick it up every few years, but never finish a whole playthrough ☐ A lot, just to romance everyone, pick new options. try new classes, etc ---{ Price }--- ☐ It’s free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If you have some money to blow ☑ Wait for it to go on sale for the 100th time ☐ Ask someone to gift it to you instead ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Circumstantial (PC specs, internet, save/install location, etc.) ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Very low ☐ Low ☑ Average ☐ High ☐ Too much ---{ Worth It }--- ☐ Hell no! ☐ If you have a lot of cash ☑ Worth it! ☐ Get it now! ☐ Life is not complete without this game! ---{ TEXT }--- American Theft 80s: Neon Lights and VCR HeistsIf you enjoyed Thief Simulator, this is basically its neon-soaked, retro sibling. It takes you straight back to the 80s, where the tech was chunky and the heists felt like something out of a classic crime flick.Gameplay: Old-School ThieveryYou’re a thief climbing the social ladder in a typical 80s American town. No high-tech hacking here—it’s all about crowbars, lockpicks, and hauling massive tube TVs into the back of your car. You have to scope out houses, learn the owners' routines, and make your move when the coast is clear.The 80s VibeThe strongest point of the game is the atmosphere. Everything from the synth-wave music to the boxy cars and the "shag carpets" in the houses feels authentic. It’s a great sandbox for anyone who misses (or loves) that aesthetic.Pros & ConsPROS:Strategic Freedom: There are multiple ways to break into every location. Planning the perfect getaway is super satisfying.Retro Fun: Stealing VCRs and cassette tapes feels surprisingly nostalgic and funny.CONS:Wonky AI: The police can be hit or miss—sometimes they're oblivious, other times they have superhuman vision.Technical Jitter: It has that typical "simulator" jank with occasional clipping or physics bugs.Final VerdictAmerican Theft 80s is a fun, lighthearted stealth game. It’s not perfect, but it’s a blast to play if you want to experience a "crime spree" through a retro lens. ---{ 9 / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10

结局这反转没绷住，我就说主角性能相较1 2代怎么不进反退，合着是这么个原因

Hay mecánicas y cosas que me gustaron del juego, pero lo de que cada 2x3 te esten pillando,que otras cosas sean un poco cutres, que el seguimiento de las misiones este bug y muchas veces se repita o no sepas a donde tienes que ir con el minimapa y finalmente que al vender objetos antes de terminar una misión resulte que también te deje vender los que son clave para terminarla y no poder continuar porque solo me hizo en casi 3h de juego 1 o 2 autoguardados 2 horas antes ha sido lo que me ha hecho reembolsarlo. Para entretenerte y si solucionasen estas cosas y por menos de 2€ no esta tan mal pero hay juegos mejores. Si vais a jugarlo guardar partida antes de cada misión manualmente por si acaso y no vendáis nada hasta que terminéis cada mision...

A fun and unique throwback to classic crime games. American Theft 80s delivers a surprisingly enjoyable mix of stealth, exploration, and old-school crime gameplay. Set in a colorful 1980s-inspired world, it has a lot of charm and creates a fun atmosphere that makes every job feel like an adventure. The freedom to plan your own approach is one of the game's biggest strengths. Sneaking into houses, stealing valuable items, and figuring out the best way to complete a job is satisfying, especially when everything goes according to plan. The world has a lot of personality, with plenty of little details that make exploring worthwhile. The progression system also gives you a reason to keep improving your skills and taking on bigger challenges. It may have some rough edges, but the overall experience is fun and different from the usual open-world games. If you enjoy stealth, crime simulators, and games where you can take your time exploring and planning, American Theft 80s is definitely worth checking out.

вернулся в прошлое и спизд.... украл кастрюлю

When I started playing American Theft 80s, I had already completed Thief Simulator 1 and 2, and so I knew pretty well what to do. To my big surprise I almost thought about refunding this game, because it was so much worse looking than the two other games, and I was also stuck at the very first quest in the caravan camp. The quest didn't progress, until I actually stole something and levelled up. After that I had as much fun as I had with the two games. Now, even though this is a very entertaining game, there are so many small annoyances, and you think that the devs outright troll you on purpose. I get it, if you get caught you're screwed, but sometimes you feel that people that shouldn't know where you are do infact know where you are, even if you ran from them and hid. I also think that after playing so much Hitman, that at least the disguises you use should have worked better. If I so much as touch the run button, every single person, guards AND workers come at you with their fists. I even got beaten up by being outside my car in a specific outfit. I need to say this, because it's one of the biggest differences from Thief Simulaor 1 and 2, and that is how the NPCs react. Sure, they react to sound right, but in this game, when an NPC is in their bedroom and supposedly are asleep, they will randomly just wake up and walk around randomly in the room. I tried multiple times sneaking into the room of a sleeping person, going as quietly as I could, but no...they wake up every single time! In TS 1,2 one of the funniest things is to pickpocket people that are asleep, and rob them blind while they are asleep. This is impossible in American Theft 80s, and it's a bit sad :(! If you load your game, because you caught, it takes 20 seconds before you're back playing, and even though the game loads the entire towns, it lags so much that you often end up running into things with your car. Single player games shouldn't really lag at all! Anyway, to sum up. Time flies when I play games like these, and I do have fun, and it wouldn't be fair if I didn't recommend the game, because I really do. I enjoy these games because they are goaldriven, and as you go, your skill level will increase, and you get more options to earn more money, which can take you even further! Regardless of some frustrations here and there regarding things, it's pretty decent made, all though Thief Simulator 1 and 2 are a bit more polished and can offer much more!

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