Zombie Pinball

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay. After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like. Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends. Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together. Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that. Thank you.

O jogo é super exaustivo por seguintes motivos e divididos em tópicos: *Mapas: eles são super reaproveitáveis, o jogo te obriga a ficar no mesmo mapa jogando ele muitas vezes seguidas e ainda por cima pra desbloquear mais mapas (porque sim, você desbloquear mapas) você precisa fazer muitos pontos, pontos extremamente exagerados *pouco mapa: o criador fez poucos mapas e queria ganhar um dinheiro fácil com isso por isso fazendo o reaproveitamento com os pontos. *Blood challenges: São os mesmos mapas, só que você tem que fazer a pontuação de 20k pra ganhar blood stars. *Blood stars: As estrelas sangrentas são o que você ganha a cada 100k de pontos, eles serão usadas pra desbloquear os níveis se você parar pra fazer um cálculo rápido pra você desbloquear cada é necessário: 200 jogos com mais de 10.000.000 pontos (96% das pontuações nas tabelas de classificação são superiores a 10.000.000) ou, 100 jogos com mais de 20.000.000 pontos 40 jogos com mais de 50.000.000 pontos 20 jogos com mais de 100.000.000 pontos 10 jogos com mais de 200.000.000 pontos 4 jogos com mais de 500.000.000 pontos 2 jogos com mais de 1 bilhão de pontos (isso se você realmente quer liberar todos os mapas) gráficos: Eles são bem legais, confortantes o design é bem charmoso mas obviamente tem seu lado ruim, QUE É A PORCARIA DE UM ZUMBIA TAMPADO QUASE METADE DO CENÁRIO POSICIONADO. Trilha sonora: é ok, mas muito repetível, JÁ QUE VOCÊ TEM QUE FAZER O MESMO MAPAS MAIS DE 1 BILHÃO DE VEZES enfim, eu não toco mais nesse lodo nem a pau.

Isn't this just a pinball?

Wouldnt be so bad if not for the abysmal unecessary decisions like putting a giant image of a zombie ALL THE TIME in the side , covering part of the table, no way to adjsut or turn it off. Yeah and the visual effects are jsut horrible, you cant see anything and so much blur, its really hard on the eyes in a painfull way Also , no settings AT ALL You can adjust anything, controls , sound , video . nothing

What does those floating monster images add to pinball table. Nothing, except obstructing view. Add to that lots of irritating flashes and lens flare effects and sight of balls get lost quite easily. There are better pinballs available.

Whenever I start a new Game, I first of all go to the options to turn off the Blur. Welcome to my nightmare! All the blinking and flashing and glowing has something good. It distracts you from the table-Layout. The Layout reminds me on an old pinball on my old C64. Nothing wrong with nostalgia. But its boring. And if it really is a good idea to put a big Character half over the table, hiding some lanes, is doubtable. Of course its not a high polished, expensive pinball. And to make some progress is what keeps a pinball fan running, right? So yes, you can make some progress in Zombie Pinball. At least I had some numbers in my highscore and everything was blinking and glowing like crazy. But I think I had enough and will not play it further. One REALLY bad thing is the language. I could not find any way to change the language to english. Not even via Steam. And the forced german translation is - to say it friendly - funny here and there. No, thats not funny anymore. I payed 1 euro something in sale. For that price its ok for me to keep it. But for the full 5 Euros I would have refunded it.