Wrestling Empire

My first character was doing well. Bananaman. He was on a 7 match winning streak, and had recently gotten a one thousand dollar bonus from his manager. During a late night of training, he was low on energy, and found his way to the nearest vending machine. This is the last mistake he would ever make. Upon interacting with the vending machine, a succulent hamburger was dispensed. However, Bananaman was prioritizing a leaner diet. A hamburger would not do. He picked up the hamburger and threw it. The hamburger hits the vending machine. Less than a second passes before the vending machine erupts into flames. Less than another second later, it explodes, pops up into the air, and lands flatly on top of Bananaman. As it was 1:00AM, all available paramedics were asleep. Thus, the story of Bananaman met its climactic end: death in a horrific vending machine accident. 10/10

Games kinda fun if you don't take it seriously but that's literally the only enjoyment you'll get out of this. I pay almost no attention to the dialogue because like with the other games, it is so bad and reeks of feeling extremely forced and trying too hard to be funny. Lots of references to really dumb wrestling drama like the whole CM Punk/Adam Page thing that was the most old and tired ♥♥♥♥ even back when it happened. There's also certainly a lot of politically charged ♥♥♥♥ in this game. You have the bigot in chief as a character, because you really have to interject stuff just to be edgy I guess. I know it's not this game, but a tribute to a guy who yes, did not deserve to die, but was clearly a massively negative influence while he was alive. It's just kinda the exact opposite of the spectrum. It comes from the same people who have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and whined for years about how video games are "getting too political"; yet when a game like this comes up they suddenly are not saying anything. Add onto the fact the guy (I hope unknowingly, but lmao) decided to use AI music in his newest game, and continues to show he's the exact amount of sensitive I expect from types like this with his constant tantrums about people criticizing his decisions, and yeah... You're supporting someone like this buying this game. I'm only gonna be playing it because I cannot refund it, but I do recommend you don't even bother buying this now. It's not worth supporting someone this pathetic.