
Don't smoke weed. Become weed!
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Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.29/day in the week to Aug 18 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
Weed Simulator is a game in which you can become a weed.
This game will give you a meditative gameplay. You can stand and contemplate the beauty of the field around you living your life as a weed. You can also perform actions that weeds usually perform (stand in the same place).
You're a weed
You're on the field
There are other weeds around you
And not only weeds
2 game mods: arcade and realistic
Simple control
Beautiful stylized graphics
Genres
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 48 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
12/10
GPU usage is mining sus. My RTX 3080 run at 99 on low. Gameplay is nice and cute. I think if i watch my own its cost lower energy and i can smoke the achivement. If i farm the achivments in this game i can't smoke my steam library sorry i forgot english bcos i don't used it a while ago udfghvx.
On par with Coconut simulator 2 10/10
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Russian, Japanese
Hours played at review time, across 48 reviews with recorded playtime.
Peak gaming. You play as a weed. That’s it. Just you. Standing in a field. Getting absolutely fkn cooked by the sun. 10/10. Finally a game that understands my career goals.
100/10 Без вопросов Потратил на эту жемчужину все 100 часов, которые разработчики гордо указали на достижения. 95 из них я созерцал рост виртуального куста, а остальные 5 - пытался понять, куда делся тот самый «реалистичный» туман из моего черепа. Время потрачено не просто зря, а с трансцендентным смыслом. Итог: Лучший симулятор ожидания и созерцания зелени на рынке. Если вы не готовы вложить в него 100 часов своей жизни — вы просто не готовы к величию. Рекомендую всем, у кого есть монитор и чувство прекрасного.
Чувствуется вайб Снуп Дога
This game is very HIGH quality, and well built. it makes you feel like your 1000 feet up
un juegazo, valve pone que se puedan ver los logros forro que quiero poner una wwed en mi perfil asi conbina
Nah. I just wanted to go play with the other weeds. Or follow the yellow brick road. But I couldn't. 'Cause I was a stationary plant just like in real life. It's pretty, stuff moves, but you do not. Runs as an idler & shows up as a 'Perfect Game' when all steam achievements are received. Not sure why it would make a PC run hotter than games that you can actually play.
Настоящие ценители природы и гроверы оценят, открываешь симулятор на фон и кайфуешь от того как твой кустик мало по малому растет и развивается)))
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Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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