The Most Awesome Game Ever Made

The Most Awesome Game Ever Made is, without a doubt, the single greatest piece of gaming software to grace my rig in the past 30 years. The thrilling plot, nail biting action, and ultra precise platforming controls mesh perfectly with the charmingly retro chonky graphics and stupendous, silky smooth voice acting to create what I can honestly say is the most exhilarating experience I have ever...experienced. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cry some more and then you'll laugh so hard you'll cry again! Do you like achievements? What am I saying, of course you do. Well that's 100 more reasons to play The Most Awesome Game Ever Made! 6 out of 5 stars, will play again, and again. Gotta find that last jewel on Disco Dude's level...

This game reunited my family.

Dr Edward Ville in comparison to one of the greatest villains in the James Bond world, makes Ernst Stavro Blofeld look like Bagpuss. Bagpuss, a saggy, old cloth cat, baggy and a bit loose at the seams (but Emily still loved him).

---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 Note: Sheer pleasure from start to finish!!! It saved my life.

这游戏真的牛啊！本来今天心情很不好的，结果看到新游戏发布，名字又怎么有趣，就下载下来玩一下，没想到一玩就停不下来了！英文版的每个人物还有配音，太可爱了！作为一名最牛的玩家之一，强烈推荐大家体验一下这款游戏，人生只有一次的机遇，把握住它，就把握住了快乐人生的密钥哈哈哈哈哈哈！

It is a good product! The drawings are very well done, while gameplay is very engaging and voice acting issssss daaaamn good!! I liked it a lot!

When I was a small boy I could only dream of such platforming excellence, having played Mario time and time again, I could only hope and wonder... What was next? Sonic was too slow and had to go. Spyro? More like, take it to the pyro. Banjo and Kazooie? I'm sorry, do I look like a chump? Nothing I played could ever live up to my growing hunger and desires for a sarcastic, witty, cute and innocent little platformer like the good old days. That was, until I was called upon to not only voice in, but to play, The Most Awesome Game Ever Made! While the game may not be your next Ultra Steal Manual 8, or your Heavy Breathing Simulator, there is a beautiful charm beyond the shell within. From Dusk to Dawn I - Brian Vaughn - will be playing this game until I defeat Dr. E. Ville and SAVE PIXEL ISLAND... For the low low price of one dollar (or half off on sale) this game is BEYOND worth your money if you want something: • Charming • Innocent • Witty and Goofy So pick up your copy today and enjoy the few hours of play! Oh and you can do without your extra milk at lunch there Timmy, this game is more worth the price than that or your two extra nuggies at school!