Weed Shop 3

One of the best simulator games cannabis related. I feel like this game was well developed. I only had one bug happen to me and that is that i fell through the map once. I really like the idea of being able to turn certain stuff on and off, such as mold, bums etc. Sometimes I like them on and sometimes I like them off. I feel like this game was well thought out and well developed overall.

The start of this game goes like: "Haha dildo shop" "Haha dildo posters" "Haha dildo in my hand" "Haha dildo in your hand" "Haha there's a poop" "Haha you're broke and need to pick up trash money with poop on it" Story is non-existent and more childishly annoying than anything, customers don't visit your shop unless they're above the minimum favor %, and you don't get access to items to increase their favor unless you buy them from a dude on the beach at a price higher than what you sell your starter weed at, so you're making a loss. Other stuff: * Early-game balance is broken * Free samples don't always bring the NPCs to your shop * Weed in a jar can't be used for free samples, so can't increase favor or attract NPCs, so spending your cash on growing weed (instead of buying pre-rolled joints from the NPC) can softlock you early * Stuff on the floor is better than what you can grow/buy * NPCs can request things you don't have, don't always use up your supply, you can't offer more/less, and they lose favor if you don't/can't serve them * Too low favor = NPCs don't enter your shop = you need cash to buy pre-rolled joints, but you have no customers * Even if you get around all the bs, you far outpace the quests you receive, so if you want to complete quests you need to intentionally play worse Fun "game". Unless you're 12 years old and enjoy the excessively infantilizing humor, don't do this to yourself. Maybe it gets better over time, the game has >90% positive reviews after all, but I just can't recommend it - and I enjoyed Schedule 1.

This game is damn addictive Its's a real grind but its super rewarding.

I'll give this game an 8/10, though half of that score admittedly comes from being able to hire a facsimile of Trailer Park Boy's Randy Bo Bandy. With ol' Smokey being my favourite character from that series this really just became and adventure of Randy, me, and a shapely-ish woman named Anita Bath. That said there is a solid simulation game here that will have you balancing a few plates to maintain a consistent supply of increasingly quality weed and customers. You can expand and customise your store and, while that seems a long way off at first, every expansion does considerably improve your operations and the feel of your control as a player. The game has smart TVs to play from a limited cite selection that does include Youtube, smart posters to play from folders on your PC, and the odd security issue. It is all pretty linear, though, there is definitely a determined path and not a tonne to unlock rank-to-rank. To cite the recent release of Kingdom Come Deliverance; this game follows a vein non-instant gratification and you'll have to scrape up from the dirt bottom and it can take a few hours. The worst part of the game is the tortured stoner humour. Most of it is teeth-grating but the occasional gems poke through, like the employees above. It is possible that I don't get some of the references but, just prior to this review, the game did helpfully inform me that, uh, acts of self-pleasure can be considered an addiction but that at least you do manage to accomplish something with your day. So if you take nothing from this review and this game, by golly, you can take that.

It's simple and you do a lot of the same thing. But it's also nice to zone out and do the same thing again.

good