Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.43/day in the week to Jul 20 → 1/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
Vampire Therapist is the BAFTA-nominated narrative adventure / therapy simulator in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, Young Frankenstein, My Dinner with André, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.
This isn't your typical visual novel — featuring a fangtastic cast (such as Matthew Mercer, Sarah Grayson, and Cyrus Nemati), Vampire Therapist teaches real therapy concepts with a story that explores what it means to live, die, live again, and maybe even how to feel alive. Because even vampires deserve to love themselves.
Step into the boots of Sam, a reformed Wild West gunslinger turned vampire therapist. After centuries of bloodshed, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old blood-sucking mentor in a moody German nightclub, to guide fellow vampires through the twists and turns of their immortal existence — offering them a chance at self-acceptance in a world that feels ever more alien.
From self-loathing vampires who’ve witnessed millennia of human folly to agoraphobic social media addicts, and even those grappling with the trauma of seeing too many awful streaming series (we’ve all been there), Sam’s got his work cut out for him. With each session, Sam will challenge cognitive distortions using real-life therapy techniques to help his clients reconnect with reality — even if reality has left them behind.
You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it.
That is, if you can accept yourself first.
"It's simultaneously earnest and winningly ridiculous...a labor of love, and an original one at that." — The Spectator
"Vampire Therapist is shaking a lot of things up in one very elegant bag." — Rock Paper Shotgun
"Every single character was memorable, and the thought of even more quirky clients for Sam to treat is exciting." — GameRant
"I came away from Vampire Therapist actively wanting to emotionally improve and be kinder to myself" - GamesRadar
Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality.
A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age.
An All-Star Voice Cast: Featuring Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur's Gate 3), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and the game's creator, Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre).
Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite.
Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!
Peaceful Play: You can't lose in Vampire Therapist, and you'll always have a chance to learn and try again... just like life! If you're looking for bad endings or want to kill NPCs, Steam has many excellent offerings for you.
NOTE: Please read the content warning thoroughly before purchase. The game deals with mature and challenging themes that are not for the faint of heart.
Add-ons
Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, GOG, Xbox, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $14.99 | 1Kreviews | 94% | — | $558.8K |
| $14.99 | 59ratings | 91% | — | not modelled | |
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Reviews
Themes across 87 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
RAAAAHHHH I LOVE VAMPIRES
So far I love this game. It takes two of my interests (dark things and therapy) and mushes them into a wonderful game! The game play is nice and I like that there is not a way to "lose" as far as I can see. It is repetitive to get the cognitive distortions down but it is like a fun way to study for my masters! The one thing I think could be improved is the subtitles but they still get the point across.
It's a really well done game in terms of writing, voice acting, and polish. The game is never punishing you for getting things wrong, it's all about learning. They establish that it's not meant to replace therapy or for you to apply this to your loved ones, it's meant to teach you cognitive distortions through extreme, vampiric examples. They can't show a character's entire process through therapy, but they do show reasonable growth and progression through the snapshots of the monthly therapy sessions. Honestly a great game overall and I bought the DLC before even finishing the main content since I loved it so much.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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| $14.99 | 7ratings | 74% | — | not modelled |
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 87 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
The awards this game has scooped up are well-deserved! There is clearly a lot of work put into this game that takes self-reflection and self-improvement and makes it more accessible and digestible against the back drop of many different vampires with many different problems.
if I play this game through five or so more times, I feel like something in me will be healed* nah, for serious, I enjoyed the humor, the art, and the voice acting. The self-care breaks were really great - what other game has The Three Stooges and Buster Keaton, eh? Love it! *as the game disclaimers say, this game is not a substitution for therapy. i just really related to some of the characters' thought processes and/or backgrounds, and if they're deserving of the compassion and understanding that Sam shows them throughout their sessions, then darn it, so am I. D:<
I found this game very interesting because of its graphics and mechanisms. It is quite rare to have therapy as a main subject in a video game. All the characters are evolving following their therapies. I would like to love the game but it is just too slow for my tastes... If you are really into point and click and texts-driven games, go for it!
w0onderful game, i enjoy the characters a lot and it's very engaging.
I didn´t think that those characters would grow so much on me. Such a charming game, can´t wait for the next game
I never thought that being a gunslinger vampire therapist could be so much fun!!!
Pretty boring, with shallow and tropey characters, and filler mini games that serve no purpose.
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