
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.43/day in the week to Aug 22 → 0.14/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $29.99 | 304reviews | 95% | — | $172.7K |
| $29.99 | 2.4Kratings | 58% | — | not modelled | |
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Reviews
Themes across 51 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Skating, Flirting, Cooking, Winning
无值得推荐之处。
This is definitely a great game, but the story doesnt do much for me personally, as someone who has never been in a relationship before, and finds relationships in storytelling hard to emotionally invest in. The animation visuals are also very jank, which makes the game generally unpleasant to look at at times.
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Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese +2 more
| $29.99 |
| 169ratings |
| 92% |
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| $29.99 | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 52 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Thirsty Suitors is underrated as hell. First, the obvious. It's got a really nice cel-shaded artstyle with heavy comic book inspiration, and it makes me feel this game is going to age extremely well in that department. Secondly, the score is amazing. A few themes are quite subdued and less impactful but those that are, they really make the ambiance pop. My favorite has to be Diya's battle theme. Then, there's the writing. This is the game's strongest aspect, and by far. These characters are all messed up in some way about our queer protagonist, Jala, and they don't hold anything back in this messy break up simulator-esque story. Jala herself is quite fascinating as well, with a great deal of growth over the course of the story. The story itself is quite strong in the Scott Pilgrim vibes, but here you don't beat up a lover's evil exes, no. You just have extremely dramatized arguments with Jala's exes in the aim of fixing her past mistakes, which is a very good concept. I especially loved the focus on Jala's main relationship with Tyler, and how it's written. Sadly, compared to that, the whole Soundie storyline ends up feeling a bit too much like padding, but it's not too bad. Aside from that, while I don't have the experiences of these characters and thus can't say how well they represent the groups they're part of (mainly south asian, but other regions of the world as well), I can say I especially appreciated the big focus on the indian culture via its cuisine. It's cliché but true, you learn about a country via it's food, and how it's people engages with making and eating it. Another star in this game has to be the environment design, especially during the main bossfights, they all look quite inspired and fit the characters they're associated with perfectly. To close the positives, I gotta give praise to the voice actors, they did a really good job giving this game a more natural feeling in the delivery of the lines than a lot of AAA games would nowadays. Now, let's talk about the only real issue, which is the gameplay. First, let's start with the skateboarding. Having played Skate Story before this, it made me wish the skate mini games had been more fleshed out here. It's absolutely possible to do a very arcade take on this sport in a video game and sadly in my opinion Thirsty Suitors made its skateboarding too simple. The turn-based combat and the cooking gameplay are good on their own, but when putting them together they end up feeling somewhat same-ey, especially because of the QTEs being the same across the two gameplay systems. I liked the taunt and weakness system during fights. Even though it's functionally not that different from other turn-based RPGs, the nature of it being lines said by the characters in the aim of emotionally destabilize their enemies is great comedy. The fights didn't feel too hard, but the WP economy was the main frustration point, which would've been alleviated if Jala's base attack's WP refund scaled up with the total WP stat that keeps leveling up through the game. Speaking of level up, I didn't like the Thirstsona system, it felt a bit confusing and not very well explained. Overall, this is a great game, with strong writing about messy queer people with what felt to me like a solid approach to representation for people with roots in different parts of the globe. Solid recommend.
An engaging, fun, whimsical and cathartic ride! For some reason, I also got Psychonaut vibes out of the game, even though they're very different in scope and gameplay.
Had a fun time playing though the game, would definitly recommend if you like story games and some good laughs. the skateboarding part felt clunky and the quick time events can become a bit tiresome. but overal a fun game and can recommend
Super fun!
I feel the good intentions of this game and loved how it represented intelligently every character of the story. Couldn't recommend more
Mucha purpurina, mucha inclusividad, pero como juego justito
太搞了 笑死我了 想试试那些菜单是不是真的能做出印度菜
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