Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
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Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.43/day in the week to Aug 22 → 0.14/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Sums Steam only; Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $29.99 | 304reviews | 95% | — | $172.7K |
| $29.99 | 2.4Kratings | 58% | — | not modelled | |
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Reviews
Themes across 51 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Can pet a dog ❤❤ Accessibility options ❤❤❤❤ Realistically flawed yet lovable characters ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ P L A Y A B L E D O G ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
This game has multiple somewhat disparate styles that all blend perfectly. The music is mesmerizing, the combat is fresh, the skating is fun. I give this game a 10/10.
Haven't had so much pure joy and laugh from video game in a long time. Totally recommend if you like games that do not take themselves seriously. Despite all the absurds though, it covers some really hard topics and life struggles, all followed by pretty memorable and likeable cast.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese +2 more
| $29.99 |
| 169ratings |
| 92% |
| — |
| not modelled |
| $29.99 | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 52 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
I got this game from a bundle,I didnt expect too much from this but it really suprised me.Its a really good game,heartwarming story,good music,creative designs.The only problem with this game is that there are some plots that are not resolved.I like skating as a dog.
It's not exactly like Persona, but if you're looking for a main character that's actually a character, even crazier set pieces, or wonderful writing, give this a try. It's worth it.
So good! I love all the different minigames and the cast of characters is great!
super condensed RPG that still finds time to endear you to its cast! it's persona influences are obvious, but getting to play a story about relationships that is as messy and exciting as the real thing is the rare treat that sets it apart
游戏质量是可以的，但是这个原厂商/发行商的大多数游戏都单买较贵，即使买包也不便宜，还一搞是锁区key。差评呼吁便宜售卖。 we need cheap sell your all game, buy 1 for -90%, buy bundle for -95%. 202606，steam，steam掉卡掉物抵扣，它处自定义包入的Thirsty Suitors china key本体约15元。爱人如己，目前就这，看以后追评。
Hilarious. Excellent animation, Fun game play and very clever.
Great little short, indie game. Story is good and the characters are deeper than most games manage. Gameplay is pretty shallow, particularly the skating but the game doesn't over stay it's welcome so it's OK.
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Players by region
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